The Future of American Politics is Porn and Pimps

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Wednesday, 31 August 2022

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Your Future POTUS and FLOTUS, America ...

Stormy Daniels says she’ll sleep with whoever is the next president, even if he’s already married. If it’s a woman prez? Not a problem, Stormy has done tons of lesbian porn, and loves it all!

She wants to be First Lady. Stormy said, in an interview with “Huge Jugs” magazine, “If a reality TV star and dipshit billionaire can become president – and his hooker/model wife can be First Lady – then why can’t I?”

She makes a good point. Trump has definitely lowered the bar for who can become prez and Melania has lowered her bar too. Stormy just wants to see how low the bar can go.

But is it really a low bar when a porn star becomes First Lady? Didn’t Nancy Reagan do lap dances for Ronny and George HW Bush and George Shultz and Caspar Weinberger (lotta Germans in Ronny’s Reich)? I heard she did!

Now and forever more, there can and should only be presidents and first lady’s with blackened pasts. The day of the pseudo-Jesus, unblemished messiah for a leader is gone. Realism has intruded.

Hookers and pimps and drug dealers and people stealing from children’s charities and those who just like to mock handicapped people and piss in punch bowls and rape teenagers then force them to keep the baby or you like to start fights in bars cuz your old lady left you for a younger trans lesbian or you enjoy waving unpopular flags and run your gun against your genitals cuz you like the feel and think the white race is dying out and don’t know where Africa is on a map and think alien pedophile masonic democrat cults are secretly controlling America and your brain … you, sir or madam, have a good chance at becoming the future loser to drive America deeper into its unending swamp!

Good luck, shithead!

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