A British Scientist Discovers An Ingredient That When Put Into a Crumpet Will Do Away With Female Cellulite
LIVERPOOL, England - (UK Satire) - According To Tickety Boo News, a noted UK scientist has just discovered an ingredient that when put into a crumpet will remove unsightly women's cellulite in just 4 or 5 applications. Dr. D. Teodore Bissenbister,…
Read full storyUkrainian Horseshoes
Ooooo, the Ukrainians are soooo scared! They killed a girl who Putin was in love with and wanted to put his baby inside (like so many other young girls and boys, with or without a tummy kiss from a man who heads the secret Russian organization: BB…
Read full storyThe C-List Are Heading to Florida for a Hug
Scott Baio, Kevin Sorbo, Ted Nugent (and others) … what do they all have in common? They are old (now B-list, if not C, for ‘cunts’, of course) celebrities who can’t get work anymore. Well, not the kind of work that made them the Big Men on Campus…
Read full storyThe Royal Boys Wils and Harry Now Say That They Cannot Stand Each Other!
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Word filtering out of Buck House, as British comedian Ricky Gervais refers to Buckingham Palace, is that the queen is one very upset monarch. And the thing that has got Queen Elizabeth in such a tizzy is the fact that her tw…
Read full storyMan shocked to realise that Ryan Giggs is a better poet than he is
Maurice Fitzwiilliams, who has been writing poetry since he was six, and is now 77, is shocked to realise that Ryan Giggs is still a far better poet than he will ever be. A morose Mr Fitzwilliams told us: 'It seems so unfair. Here I was, writing p…
Read full storyWill you be watching the new series of Travel Man
Will you be watching the new series of Travel Man? You know the series where vaguely famous people get to spend a weekend in the company of other vaguely famous people for the laughs? In the new series, former Prime Minister Boris Johnson will be…
Read full storyAn Iraqi Jet Flies Within 2 Miles of England and PM Boris Johnson Is One Pissed Off Hombre
LONDON - (UK Satire) - 10 Downing Street is not a happy place at the moment. Tickety Boo News reporter Neville Twickenbuck reports that an Iraqi jet fighter that came extremely close to the mother land has the prime minister, as well as every memb…
Read full storyJack-in-the-Box Is Opening Up a Restaurant In The San Francisco LGBTQ Community of Castro To Be Called Jacqueline-in-the-Box
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - GOPicky Magazine has stated that they are organizing an anti LGBTQ protest aimed at a brand new restaurant located in the heart of San Francisco. The eatery is an off-shoot of Jack-In-The-Box and is named Jaqueline-…
Read full storyTaco Bell's Queso (Cheese) Is Named The Best In The Fast Food Industry
SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO, California - (Satire News) - The American Foodie News Agency has just named Taco Bell's Fiery Hot Queso as the best in the fast food industry. Reporter Paloma Sonoma, with AFNA said that her agency conducted test tastes from o…
Read full storyA McDonalds In Alabama, Which Is The Reddest State In The Nation Names A Limited Burger After Donald Trump
COTTON PANTIES, Alabama - (Satire News) - The New Orleans Recorder-Chronicle Newspaper recently did a piece on the "Reddest" state in the entire nation. And the winner was the okra producing state of Alabama. Recorder-Chronicle reporter Bacardi…
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