Will you be watching the new series of Travel Man? You know the series where vaguely famous people get to spend a weekend in the company of other vaguely famous people for the laughs?
In the new series, former Prime Minister Boris Johnson will be going around Greece with a bod from Channel Four.
'Yes, gosh, phwoar' said a confused Boris 'When I was Prime Minister, I never had time for a holiday on someone else's money, so this seems like a brilliant wheeze to me'.
Channel Four is planning similar programmes for the future:
Around Britain in a Bus, with Liz Truss
Around Britain in a Kayak, with Rishi Sunak
Busting a Move with Michael Gove.
