Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump Is Subpoenaed By The State of New York and He Pleads The Fifth 883 Times!!!
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Cosmos News Service stated that The Pied Piper of The Potomac (i.e. Trump), has gone from having 19 million supporters to only having 5 or 600. CNS reporter Amanda Aquatina was in the courthouse, and she said th…
Read full storyTrump Takes The 5th — No Surprise.
Donald Trump took The 5th and took it over 440 times when questioned by the New York Attorney General's office. Translation: Means every question that he was asked by the Attorney General's office might, could, would, maybe incriminate him. At le…
Read full storyMelania Trump Wants The Mar-a-Lago FBI Raiders To Return The Autographed Basketball That LeBron James Gave To Her
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - Trump's estranged wife, Melania Trump, is demanding that the FBI immediately return her LeBron James basketball. She said that LeBron gave the autographed basketball to her for her 52nd birthday back on April 26,…
Read full storyBarron Trump Wants The FBI Agents Who Raided Mar-a-Lago To Return His Expensive Baseball Cards
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Little Barron Trump, who at 15, actually stands 6-foot-5, is angrier than a woodpecker with a limp pecker. The son of Melania and "Lard Belly" Trump, says that he wants his baseball card collection that the FBI agents…
Read full storyGeneric Viagra Is Knocking The Hell Out of The Makers of Regular Viagra
CHICAGO – (Satire News) - In the world of Erectile Dysfunction, sufferers have learned that the condition known as Limpnoodleohnoitis can be addressed. According to The Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper pecker limpness has come a long, long way. Dai…
Read full storyEric "Goofy" Trump Says He Wants The FBI To Return His Stack of Porn Magazines Which They Took In The August 8 Mar-a-Lago Raid
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - According to The New York Sunshine Observer, Donald Trump's stupid son, "Goofy" Eric is really upset that the raiding FBI agents and the raiding Green Beret soldiers took his collection of 617 pornographic magazines, whic…
Read full storyThe Trumpturd Tells The FBI "Raiders" That He Wants His 19 Red MAGA Boxer Shorts Back Immediately
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump was interviewed by GOPicky Magazine writer Tabitha Tula Wishywater at a McDonalds, and he told her that he is planning on suing the FBI for $400 million for their conducting an illegal search…
Read full storyDuring The FBI's Raid On Mar-a-Lago They Confiscated Dozens and Dozens of Melania Trump's Dresses, Jeans, Daisy Duke Short Shorts, Swimsuits, and Panties
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The Miami Globe Gazette is reporting that Melania, is one very, very angry Slovenian female, after FBI agents and Green Beret troops raided The Trump's Mar-a-Lago Compound. Melania spoke with Globe Gazette reporter Jef…
Read full storyA Recent Poll Names The Least Sexiest Country In The World
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - A recent poll that was conducted by The QuinniPinni Polling Agency has named the least sexiest country in the world. The survey showed that the African country of Rwanda took the honors, that are not really something to w…
Read full storyA Woman Pitches a Fit Because An Airline Doesn’t Allow Her Support Hippo on Board
NATCHEZ, Mississippi - (Satire News) - The United Americana News Agency reports that a Delta airline jet that was bound from Natchez to Detroit, was not allowed to take off. UANA reporter Lottie Bungalow, reported that Buloxi pole dancer was not…
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