Tacos Have Just Surpassed Hamburgers As America’s Favorite Fast Food
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The latest fast food poll taken by the nation’s number one polling organization, Quinnipinni, has shocked many fans of fast food eateries. Q Director Derek Waterwell, informed the national public that the extensive 11-mon…
Read full storyCabinet Secretary to be consulted on minister's names prior to appointment
The Cabinet Secretary’s secretary (no relation) has issued a strong warning that in future, before anyone with a funny name is appointed to ministerial position the Cabinet Secretary’s secretary’s secretary (look, it’s all up front, straight up) must…
Read full storyThe Dallas Cowboys and The Green Bay Packers Will Play At London’s World Famous Wembley Stadium
LONDON – (Sports Satire) – England’s Tickety Boo News has just broken the story that the Dallas Cowboys and their long-time rivals the Green Bay Packers have agreed to play in London at Wembley Stadium. Brompton Boxgrove with TBN stated that he sp…
Read full storyAmerica’s Most Popular Band, Brass Against, Has Just Been Signed By Led Zeppelin To Be Their Opening Act on Their Upcoming “Old-As-Dirt Tour”
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – One of the nation’s foremost music magazines, Yippee-Ki-Yay, has just broken the music news that the popular, and highly controversial band, Brass Against, will be the opening act for the legendary Led Zeppelin on thei…
Read full storyNASA Preparing to Slam Astronauts Into Asteroid to Push it Off Course
Have you ever had dreams about a giant rock coming from the depths of the Solar system and hitting Earth? You are not the only one! This nightmarish scenario was a subject of many scientific studies and inspired experts to find a way to avoid Armaged…
Read full storyMelania Trump Has Decided To Change Her Name
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – A very close friend of Melania Trump has told iNews reporter Kitty Segovia, that the former first lady hated every friggin' minute that she was in the White House. Miss Segovia stated that the friend said that compared…
Read full storyJerome Powell Says He's Been "Too Busy Printing Money" to Figure Out What's Causing Inflation
Washington - President Joe Biden reappointed Jerome Powell to continue his job as head of the Federal Reserve Board on Monday. A small ceremony marked the occasion, however Powell was not present. A spokesman for the Fed Chairman explained to r…
Read full storyThe Detroit Lions Have The Worst Record Of Any Team In The NFL And Their Fans Are Embarrassed-As-Hell!
DETROIT – (Sports Satire) – The entire Lions organization from the owners, to the coaches, to the players, to the cheerleaders, and even to the hot dog vendors are sick and tired of the team's winless record. Lions coach Dan Campbell told Zorro La…
Read full storyLos Angeles Clippers Superstar Kawhi Leonard, Who Hardly Ever Speaks, Signs a Multi-Millionaire Deal with In-N-Out Burgers
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – One of the quietest athletes in professional sport has just signed a huge $8.3 million deal with California’s most popular hamburger chain. A spokesperson for In-N-Out Burgers told Sporting Chance Magazine reporter…
Read full storyRio de Janiero Votes to Make Every Beach In The Nation 100% Nude
RIO DE JANIERO, Brazil – (Satire News) – The Brazilian government is extremely concerned at the dwindling numbers of tourists visiting Brazil, which they partially are blaming on the Trumpapalooza Pandemic. A spokesperson stated that in an effort…
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