The US and Mexico Agree To The Greatest Trade Deal In US-Mexico History!
NUEVO LAREDO, Mexico – (Satire News) – President Joe Biden of Mexico and President Andres “Andy” Manuel Lopez Obrador of Mexico met in Nuevo Laredo's famed Fernando Valenzuela Bullring, to iron out one of the greatest trade deals between the United S…
Read full storyA Track Star Robs A Food Bank In Flint, Michigan
FLINT, Michigan – (Satire News) – A police report from the Flint Police Department states that an individual walked into the Ndamukong Suh Commemorative Food Bank and held it up. Traci Diddle with National Rumblings stated that the individual iden…
Read full storyAn Extremely Upset Geraldo Rivera Calls Fellow Fox News Hosts Who Are Vaccinated, Hypocrites For Telling Their Viewers To Not Get The Vaccine
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Geraldo Rivera is one of the most respected employees at the GOP Fox network. Rivera never misses an opportunity to argue with his fellow Foxers, who most of the time end up looking silly-as-shit trying to go tit-fo…
Read full storyMusk Orders Rocket Part From Amazon
Houston, TX - According to sources close to the new richest man in the world, he begrudgingly had to order a small part for his next rocket launch from the man that used to be the richest man in the world. 'He had to smoke 2 joints before he hit t…
Read full storyA Female Prisoner Models The Latest Sexy Prison Swimsuit For Female Inmates
OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – The state of New York has always been at the forefront when it comes to prisons, pizza, professional sports teams, and now womens prison wear. Omnium Gatherum reporter Ashburn Wasabi reports that Sing Sing Pris…
Read full storyThe Oklahoma Thunder Sign a 7-Foot-9-Inch African From Zimbabwe
OKLAHOMA CITY – (Sports Satire) – The Oklahoma Thunder fans are as happy as termites in a pencil factory. A spokesperson for the team, Amos McRoof, said that the Thunder is thrilled to have just signed the 7-foot-9-inch tall, LeBrondo Yudinda, a n…
Read full storyIvanka Trump Reveals That She Has Stopped Wearing Panties
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – According to Wild Whisper’s reporter Margarita Mixx, Ivanka Trump has finally revealed that she does not wear panties. Trump’s favorite child was interviewed by Miss Mixx, and she flat out told her that the reason she s…
Read full storyDonald Trump Finally Finds A Lawyer Who Is Willing To Defend Him In His Tax-Evasion Case
BAKED POTATO, Idaho – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Florida are that Donald Trump is so happy because the Nazi-lover has finally found an attorney who is willing to take his case. Tabloid Today reporter Papaya Bamboo first broke the story…
Read full storyBaskin-Robbins Announces Their Brand New Adult-Oriented Ice Cream
ICE CREAM CREEK, Vermont - The Daily Max has just informed the public that the nation’s number ice cream restaurant has just come out with a brand new ice cream flavor that is geared strictly to the adult patrons. Reporter Savannah Stiletto state…
Read full storyWhy Should Tax Payers Pay For Childcare?
Some House Democrats voted against the Infrastructure Bill because they felt the Bill should have provided childcare coverage. Listen up House members: Taxpayers were not in bed with the parents when parents decided to add a third child to their…
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