Who Knew Prince Harry's Polo Playing Was So Tough?
Gee whizz! Harry is like the Princess whose sensitivity was tested with a pea under her mattress. Her acknowledgment of the pea proved she was a woman of great quality. However, like Harry, she sounds like a real pain in the gin and tonic. Boo-hoo!…
Read full storyNASCAR Darling Danica Patrick is Getting Her Butt Back in The Driver’s Seat
GORGONZOLA CREEK, Wisconsin – (Sports News) – Sports Territory Magazine has just broken the scoop that the racing darling of NASCAR has decided to get back into the world of auto racing. Danica Patrick, who is the ex-girlfriend of Green Bay Packer…
Read full storyThe National Animal Rights Syndicate Is Demanding That Louisiana Muzzle All of Their Alligators and Crocodiles
PELICAN BALLS, Louisiana – (Satire News) - The National Animal Rights Syndicate known as NARS has just held their bi-yearly meeting and they have come up with a mandate that they want implemented within 2 weeks. NARS Assistant Vice-Director Olympi…
Read full storyThe Belmont Stakes Has Disqualified 3 Race Horses For Drug Use
ELMONT, New York – (Satire News) – News coming out of Elmont is that the Maryland Racing Guild has just disqualified three thoroughbreds, that were to have raced in the 153rd running of the Belmont Stakes, horse racings Third Jewel of the Triple Crow…
Read full storyTrump University’s 2021 Commencement Speaker: Mike Lindell
Mike Lindell also known as “The Pillow Guy” will be the commencement speaker at Trump University holds its 2021 graduation ceremony. This year’s crop is rather thin as only four graduates will be receiving their diplomas. Insiders point to issues…
Read full storyNew breeding stations for COVID survivors! Available soon!
As part of a full-scale effort to save humanity after the Great Pandemic of 2020, the Brookings Institute, a leading US Government think tank has come up with an exciting new idea of government sponsored breeding stations (BS2021). The project has…
Read full storyPolice warn elderly people to be vigilant of a gang of posh con artists, known as “Aunty”, “the Beeb” or “the BBC”, trying to rob their pensions with promises of accurate and professionally made television documentaries
Police have warned people across the country, particularly older people, not to give their hard-earned money to a dangerous outfit of criminals, seeking to see TV documentary series and other programmes. One pensioner, Arnold Guest, said that a g…
Read full storyFate of Humanity now in the hands of COVID-19 survivors
The Great Pandemic of 2020 may be over but the struggle for humanity’s survival is just beginning. Those who survived the pandemic must consider themselves very fortunate today but they can’t just rest on their laurels. No sir! Not by a long shot.
Read full storyJaggedone reveals 2021 Eurovision 'Pong' Festival winners and losers!
The Covid19 pandemic, sadly, is now allowing some public events to reappear which, should have been dead and buried a long time ago. However, one of the top shows in Europe could never die, and Jaggedone can now reveal, in more languages than one, wh…
Read full storyThe 2021 American Idol Winner Will Never, Ever Have To Drive A Heavy Machine Fork Lift Again
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The hard-rocking, country raspy-voiced singer from the Left Coast is the new American Idol recipient of the coveted, American Idol Golden Microphone Trophy. Chayce Beckham, who until a few months ago worked as a heavy m…
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