As part of a full-scale effort to save humanity after the Great Pandemic of 2020, the Brookings Institute, a leading US Government think tank has come up with an exciting new idea of government sponsored breeding stations (BS2021).
The project has been dubbed “REPOP-2021”. Once it is launched, breeding stations will appear in random places across the country.
Conscientious people who want to help in the effort can report alone or as couples. Officials say that only sets of "biologically-appropriate for procreation" will be allowed to enter breeding booths.
Some stations will be created in available building spaces, and many more will be in specially outfitted mobile homes. Each standard mobile home will contain up to 8 subdivided breeding booths where two healthy humans will be admitted, provided they are first tested and found to be virus free.
Each booth will be fitted with a stereo system and a variety of pornographic materials to set an appropriate mood. Officials warn masturbators will be heavily prosecuted as will same sex liaisons, which we must strongly emphasize are just fine otherwise, but for now the concern and focus must be on replenishing that .00426% of the population that was lost during the Great Pandemic of 2020.
Government sponsored merchandise have started appearing on retailers like Amazon and in various shops across the country. They include T-shirts and coffee mugs with REPO-2021 -specific messaging such as “I Bopped at REPOP” “One more in the oven” and “Loners bring your boners!”
The Brookings Institute estimates that with the success of the REPOP program, human population will be back on track by autumn of 2022.
