America’s Nastiest, Most Vulgar Comedian Gets Her Own Talk Show

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 18 May 2021

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Cinderella Zephyr is not only gorgeously beautiful and erotically sexy, she also has an IQ of 197.

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The Bravisimo Network has just announced that the female comedian who holds the Guinness world record for using the “P” word more times than anyone in the history of the civilized world, will soon be getting her very own late night talk show.

Cinderella Zephyr, 27, who has been tabbed the “Friggin' Flaming Foul-Mouthed Redhead” has just been signed to star in a weekly 90-minute talk show titled, "The Cinderella Zephyr Bitchin' Show."

The sensuously sexy, Zephyr who in the past has dated such well-known individuals as Blake Shelton, Rob Gronkowski, Mick Jagger, and Miley Cyrus, says that she will not hold back on her new show, and she’ll definitely use lots and lots, of R-rated and X-rated expletives.

Bravo entertainment guru Andy Cohen says that Cinderella's language is so filthy, she makes the potty-mouthed Ricky Gervais look like a Salt Lake City choirboy.

Zephyr revealed that her announcer/sidekick will be none other than the kick-ass wrestling super-star Ronda Rousey.

Cindy added that her house band will be the extremely popular, Grammy-Award winning Quesadilla Sisters Band.

SIDENOTE: Cinderella Zephyr claims to have had sex with over 6,000 men, 173 women, and a hermaphrodite from Honolulu.

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