Dow Falls 1500: Puffitt Tweets "Buy, Buy, Buy"
Omaha, Nebraska. Special to The Spoof. Warren Puffitt tweeted a frantic "Buy" message as the Dow fell 1500 points from Monday's early morning intraday high of 35,000 plus, closing Wednesday with a staggering 700 point loss. Puffitt's tweet urged…
Read full storyDuck Dynasty Patriarch Phil Robertson Shocks The Nation With His Announcement
WEST MONROE, Louisiana – (Satire News) – The man who became a millionaire selling duck whistles, which cost 15 cents to make, for $47.98, has just revealed that he will be running for governor of Louisiana aka The Mosquito State. Phil Robertson, w…
Read full storyNFL Network's Siciliano is determined not to let giant ears slow him down
The NFL Network just announced that afternoon anchor Andrew Siciliano is "scheduled for a surgical procedure" in June to remedy resistance problems caused by his drastically oversized ears. Siciliano recently has griped on a few occasions that the…
Read full storyNorth Andover Entrepreneur Launching Old Folks Porn Channel
Well, it looks like porn is not just for young people anymore. Longtime North Andover resident and world famous entrepreneur Pepi McFain today announced his plans to launch a porn channel for the elderly. “We’re targeting ages 65 and up which, on…
Read full storyAre you a RINO - Republican in Name Only?
RINO is an acronym for Republican in name only. Prior to 2016, this derogatory term was primarily applied to those who ran for election as Republicans but, once elected, voted as Democrats. The term also included voters who were registered Republic…
Read full storyTrump secretly thinks he can take Putin if he ever has to fight him
A source close to Eric Trump claims the youngster told him his father "talks about Putin all the time” and apparently he’s contemplated a scenario in which they’d (Trump and Putin) be at odds. One night over dinner with his sons at Mar-a-Lago, Tr…
Read full storyThe Los Angeles Lakers Cheerleaders Are Furious At The Team’s New Tattoo Policy
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that the entire Los Angeles Lakers cheerleading squad is up in arms over a new tattoo policy that has just been implemented by Lakers management. Laker girl Tiffany Wrigley, 25, who i…
Read full storySwampscott man still trying to catch first fish after 65 years
Mr. Dave Singer considers himself part of a long line of sea going people from Massachusetts’ North Shore. With his old boss he co-owns a beautiful 30 ft sailboat and loves nothing more than being on the water. Sailing and fishing are two of Mr. Sing…
Read full storyJagger in distress, cries for help in ICU while orderly accompanies him on guitar
Mick Jagger of the rock & roll band The Rolling Stones is in the ICU at London’s St. Thomas’ Hospital for an undisclosed malady. Last evening, reportedly, Jagger was in despair and called out for assistance, but hospital staff mistakenly thou…
Read full storyInfamous Spoofer gets out of the right side of the bed and is still 'PISSED OFF!'
Call Jaggedone a grumpy old bastard, I do not care, but these 'little' irritating things in our daily lives 'piss me off!' 1) People parking outside of allocated parking places at supermarkets because they cannot fucking walk 2 meters further, an…
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