Biden considering candidates for New Hobgoblin Awards—including himself
On the heels of a storm of criticism against health advisor Anthony Fauci, President Biden has stepped forward to defend his embattled aide. Mr. Fauci said this about masks, then something else as the pandemic moved on. Plus he said this about…
Read full storyAn East Coast University Is Causing A Tremendous Uproar Due to The Fact That They’re Downsizing Their School Mascot
PHILADELPHIA – (Sports Satire) - For the past four years, the state of the nation's economy has affected just about every aspect of society. The president of Philadelphia's Drexel University has decided that in an effort to save money the school w…
Read full storyLouisiana Vows To Eliminate Mosquitoes By 2023
BATON ROUGE – (Satire News) – After hearing complaint after complaint about the mosquito problem, the Louisiana State Senate has promised the citizens of their state that they will completely eradicate every mosquito in the state by September of 2023…
Read full storyTests Show Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Has No Spine
WASHINGTON, D.C. – iRumors is reporting that Kevin McCarthy, who has single-handedly become the designated Trump ass-kisser recently had some X-rays taken, and they showed that he has no backbone. Nancy Pelosi reportedly said, that she could have…
Read full storyThe Brand New ViaVag Women's Orgasm Pill Is Revolutionizing Women’s Sex Lives
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz, Boom Boom News, and Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine, along with dozens of other news publications are calling the newly developed ViaVag orgasm pill for women the greatest sexual invention since the Apple Tree. Rep…
Read full storyNetanyahu And Trump Suffering From Voter Fraud Paranoia
What? Trump and Netanyahu, two pals, bounced out of office in the same year like twins? Is Putin next? Quick, people vote Putin out of office for his general nastiness, the castle he built himself, and treatment of adversaries, his present nemesis be…
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