January 6th Was Just One Bad Day
Former Vice President Mike Pence announced that the January 6th storming of the Capitol was just one bad day. Forget about it. It’s history—no need for a commission to study the cause and all that jazz. Or, January 6th was a: So What Day! Pass t…
Read full storyTrump Says He'll Be Back In The White House By August
It is embarrassing! With the whole world watching, Trump is giving speeches saying he’ll be back in the White House by August. And not as a paperhanger or gardener or chauffeur, but as President of the United States. The rest of the world must be…
Read full storyTrump sets Ted Cruz's house on fire to wrap up bullying session; Cruz says "it was an honor"
It may be an understatement to say it was a challenging evening for Senator Ted Cruz as he and wife Heidi opened their home for a visit with the Trumps. Seemed Donald J. was primed for bullying and Cruz had a giant bulls eye on his forehead. Trump an…
Read full storyBigfoot spotted in upstate bar: Sat alone drinking in a corner booth, left a strange tip
Patrons thought last night was just another night at The Backroom Lounge just outside Rochester. Very few noticed the “giant hairy guy” who sat brooding in a far corner, beyond the pool table, by the Men’s bathroom. “He kept his head down and lo…
Read full storyPsychic relays God's Plan for saving humanity: All out war between Wokers, Cancelers, PCs and Trump supporters
World famous psychic Rudy "Two Phones" Jackster announced his latest revelation yesterday afternoon to a riveted crowd of followers just outside his home in Jackson, Mississippi. He claims this transmission was straight from God, something he's d…
Read full storyA Woman With An Inverted Vagina Finally Gets Pregnant
VENUS FLYTRAP, North Carolina – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk is thrilled to report that the southern woman with the extremely rare inverted vagina has finally conceived. BPT’s Carolina Chipotle met with Lulu Lee Ligginlip, 29, at a local Ch…
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