January 6th Was Just One Bad Day

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Friday, 4 June 2021

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Former Vice President Mike Pence announced that the January 6th storming of the Capitol was just one bad day. Forget about it. It’s history—no need for a commission to study the cause and all that jazz.

Or, January 6th was a: So What Day! Pass the cream.

Pearl Harbor was also just one bad day, and the United States entered World War II over that just one bad day.

9/11 was also another just one bad day, and the US is still fighting a war in the Middle East over that just one bad day.

Isn’t Mike Pence a little curious about who and why Donald Trump's gang of hoodlums wanted to hang him? Trump's gang was prepared. They even brought wood, hammer, and nails to build a scaffold to do the job.

Nah, nothing there, insists Pence.

Mike Pence's wife and daughter were with him. They were also in danger. Maybe it's okay to say pass the cream about his hanging, but until death do us part, could have been on January 6th. Why isn't Pence curious?

Would the murder of his daughter have been just one bad day?

Horses wear blinders, so they don't spook.

What is Mike Pence wearing? Or what is Donald Trump holding over him? Are there any photographs, or does Pence believe his hanging at the Capitol on January 6th would have been just one bad day?

Maybe!

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