Republicans In Turmoil: How To Get Rid Of Trump?
The party is over, the bands have folded up, cleaners are doing their jobs, but Donald Trump won’t go home. So he lingers and lingers, giving the same old speech, pretending to be current but flopping around like a tortilla on a record player, with s…
Read full storyTV guide - GB News channel, 27 June 2021
This is the schedule for the GB News channel for the 27th June. Today's broadcast comes, as always, from a shed in Andrew Neil's back garden. 6.00pm. Farage Speaks. This week, a special report on how Brexit means that Britons can at last buy yacht…
Read full storyThe NBA Announces It Will Use Pink Basketballs In Honor of Gay Pride Month
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The commissioner of the National Basketball Association has just informed the sports media that the NBA will use pink basketballs to honor Gay Pride Month. Commissioner Adam Silver, said that NBA’s board of direct…
Read full storyCOVID-19 Outbreak Traced to Blarney Stone
A recent rash of COVID-19 cases among visitors to County Cork, Ireland has been linked to the time-honoured tradition of kissing the famed Blarney stone. Padraig O'Seasnain, head caretaker at Blarney Castle had this to say: "I suppose we should…
Read full storyIf Utah Wrote the Laws... What We'd Have
Salt Lake City, Utah. Wood Blister reporting for The Spoof. Retail merchants in Utah are fighting efforts to block the sale of fireworks in this fire-prone state and they seem to have the law on their side. That's because the existing law makes it i…
Read full storyACME Anvils Identified As Possible UFOs - Director of National Intelligence
BILLINGSGATE POST: in a document released by the Office of the Director of National Intelligence, the long awaited results to an investigation that has studied over 143 reports of unidentified aerial phenomena since 2004 have been released. Although…
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