Kim Jong-un Says He Is Fed Up With These Skinny, Anorexic-Looking K-Pop Boy Bands
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – The leader of North Korea, recently told CNN’s Anderson Cooper that he cannot stand these K-Pop boy bands that seem to be on every street corner. King Jong-un said that most of the skinny, anorexic band mem…
Read full storyEl Gazpacho, The World’s Greatest Matador Sells Out Two Bullfights in Madison Square Garden in 13 Minutes
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette has just made it known that the world's greatest bullfighter, has sold out two bullfighting performances at New York’s Madison Square Garden in a record-setting 13 minutes. The Barcelona-bor…
Read full storyIn a shocking twist, aliens say humans don't exist!
As we anticipate the official congressional report in a few days, in-the-know government sources have leaked large segments of the report. The news is shocking beyond anything anyone imagined! We've learned that ET spokespersons have been communic…
Read full storyMeghan and Harry to start their own country in California – President Biden was “supportive”
The Duchess and Duke of Wessex have announced that they will set up their own country. The nation, which will be known as Lililand, in honour of their daughter, will consist of several thousand acres of land in California, with their existing hom…
Read full storyJeff Bezos's underpaid employees say his space flight will be 100% safe
He is the man who looks like the egg laid by Scrooge McDuck. Amazon boss Jeff Bezos, the world's richest arsehole, announced this week that he will be taking a trip into space on the very first flight of his ship the Blue Orifice. The spaceship is…
Read full storySouthwest Airlines Is Going To Add On-Board Cage Matches
DALLAS – (Satire News) - Southwest Airlines has informed the flying public that they have decided to combine air travel with sports and they’ve decided to add on-board cage matches on most flights. Southwest said that due to the recent 710% incre…
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