"GREETINGS EARTHLING" - Transcripts of alien conversations released by CIA and FBI
BILLINGSGATE POST: Lately, there has been much conversation concerning Unidentified Flying Objects. After a full investigation by various intelligence agencies, the following report, including the transcript of an alien conversation, was just declas…
Read full storyEl Chapo’s Stunningly Beautiful Wife Enters Into a Plea Bargain Deal
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Reporter Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News, has been following the life of El Chapo’s wife, ever since she won The Tequila & Papaya Festival beauty pageant at the age of 17, in 2007, in Mexico. Miss Fiddle…
Read full storyFauci warns: Beware of small people that ask you to pull their finger
Dr Anthony Fauci was back with another press conference today to issue a warning about the "many, many youngsters running around asking innocent strangers to pull their finger." "A well meaning citizen will often comply, not realizing what he or…
Read full storyIranian Ships Headed To Venezuela Are Loaded With Weapons, Camels, and Sand
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A highly reputable source within the White House informed Tittle Tattle Tonight’s Pico de Gallo, of a flotilla of seven Iranian cargo ships that are sailing towards Venezuela. The insider, who uses the clandestin…
Read full storyMajor League Baseball Has a Very Serious Sticky Balls Problem
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The legendary spit ball has been gone for years now, but now, baseball pundits, observers, and even hot dog vendors are noticing an ever-growing increase in the so-called sticky ball. There is no doubt that all Ma…
Read full storyPelosi Assumed Presidency While Biden, Harris Gone
Nancy Pelosi assumed the presidency as next in succession while President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris were absent in foreign countries earlier this week. Her "term" as president was not reported until today. Among other actions, she…
Read full storyPolice Find 703 Viagra Pills in Ivanka Trump’s Kia Sorento
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – According to Kitty Segovia with the iNews Agency, Ivanka Trump has never felt more embarrassed than she is now after being stopped and frisked by police. The human, middle aged “Barbie Doll” told her BFF Staniquisha Jef…
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