Pelosi Assumed Presidency While Biden, Harris Gone

Funny story written by Ralph E. Shaffer

Thursday, 10 June 2021

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Look out America - it's Nan's time to shine!

Nancy Pelosi assumed the presidency as next in succession while President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris were absent in foreign countries earlier this week. Her "term" as president was not reported until today.

Among other actions, she pardoned CIA leaker Edward Snowden,now in exile in Russia, Wikileaks founder Julian Assange, and the only soldier executed for desertion in WWII.

In foreign policy, by executive order she removed all sanctions on Russia, China, North Korea, Cuba and Venezuela, and restored the Venezuelan embassy in D. C. to diplomats representing that socialist government.

The pardons cannot be overturned, but the other actions will surely be rescinded upon the return of Biden from his European tour.

The report the Donald Trump had planned a coup to reverse the election results and assume the presidency during Biden's and Harris' absence were true, but Pelosi beat him to the punch.

The White House, Washington, D. C. Woof Blister with a SINful report for Spoof International News.

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