Kremlin Calls Leaked Trump Documents: Pulp Fiction
Now that the cat is out of the bag (Putin calling Donald Trump mentally unstable,) the piroshki has hit the fan. Donald Trump is calling it fake news and disgusting. Putin is calling it pulp fiction. Quentin Tarantino is calling it: Free ad…
Read full storySo Putin Made A Secret Deal That Got Trump Into The White House?
What? Trump and Putin were in cahoots? The lovefest was for real and not for reel? Did Trump trade democracy for communism? If he traded one for the other, does that make Trump a traitor? Not so fast. According to secretly released Kremlin doc…
Read full storyThat programme you are watching...
That programme you are watching, the one with a bit of mystery, an older actress you used to fancy a bit, it won't end well, you know. 'The Neighbour' or 'The Unexpected' or 'A Rest for a Raven' or whatever it is called is set in a house with a ki…
Read full storyOh, what now? - Another politician caught out in a lie
A politician, much to no one's great surprise has been caught out in a lie. Boris McWhirter, a backbench MP for South Kensington has told reporters that his favourite type of Angel Delight was Strawberry, but in a recently unearthed interview from…
Read full storyDundee man discovers secret of moonwalking
Dundee man Hamish McWhizz shot to internet fame recently after his spectacular moonwalking videos gained popularity on streaming platforms such as Twatch and ImATube. He is now set to perform his dance routine on a nationwide tour, taking in as high…
Read full storyGolfing Beauty Paige Spiranac Returns To The Ladies PGA With Her Sizzling Hot Glam and Sex-Appeal
AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – The world of women's golf is extremely excited as one of it’s former members has returned and caught the attention of the viewing public. Paige Spiranac, the 28-year-old Colorado sexpot, is back and she is play…
Read full storyAt which point does stubble become a beard?
It is a question that has vexed philosophers for centuries. When does Stubble become a beard? When does not shaving for a few days become a beard? Is it up to the beard-wearer to decide? We asked lazy bloke Dave what he thought 'I haven't shaved s…
Read full storyHaiti’s Olympic Team Has Been Banned From Going To Tokyo
PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti – (Olympic Satire) – A spokeswoman for the Haitian Olympic team has just issued a news release, stating that the country’s Olympic athletes will not be allowed to participate in the Summer Olympics in Tokyo. Cynthia Vega-Omeg…
Read full storyCompanies starting to email people again
Although they have forgotten about you completely for the past 16 months, companies are starting to email you again. 'It was quite a shock' said Brian Asshat 'The organisation I used to volunteer at before lock-down has sent me an email, asking me…
Read full storyPoliticians ignoring what happens with Breixt, and general elections
Prime Minister Boris Johnson is leaving it to the country to decide on what they want to do on July 19th. Although, being warned by medical experts, and shops etc that leaving the decision to wear masks to the individuals is a dangerous thing, he…
Read full storyA Terrorist Who Set Fire To A Christian Church In Ottawa, Canada Is Caught and Beaten With Collection Plates
OTTAWA, Canada – (Satire News) – A reporter with the Chicago Wind newspaper reports that the individual who set fire to Ottawa’s Church of The Wandering Moose, was caught by parishioners and beaten all over his body with several collection plates.
Read full storyPETA Demands That Mexico Immediately Stop It’s Bullfights, Cockfights, and Burrofights
CHICAGO – (Sports News) – PETA has tried for years to stop the famous Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain – to no avail. They have tried to stop kangaroo fights in Australia – to no avail. And they’ve tried – unsuccessfully to stop turtle b…
Read full storyDonald Trump Says That The Atlanta Braves Need To Change Their Racist Name (Pot/Kettle?)
DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – The former resident of the White House was in Duck Dung visiting one of his campaign managers. A reporter with RumorLand News remarked to a bystander, how he is starting to look like the former governor of New…
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