President Trump Supporters Deserting Him In Droves
The legions of supporters who stood by President Donald Trump during and after the November presidential election, and who have, in the face of all sense of reason, given him their unquestioned support since his inauguration in January 2017, seem now…
Read full storyCalifornia Has Cancelled Valentine’s Day
SACRAMENTO – (Satire News) – Due to the tremendous increase in Trumpapalooza, mononucleosis, and tonsillitis cases, the state of California has decided that, in the best interest of everyone, Valentine’s Day has been cancelled. Governor Newsom sta…
Read full storyExpert Says 2021 Could Be Worse Than 2020
Just four short days into the new year, and a man who reckons he is a bit of an expert on such matters has said that it's entirely possible, by no great stretch of the imagination, that 2021 could eventually, by far, outstrip 2020 in its shitness.
Read full storyJoe Biden: A Retro Andy Gump
BILLINGSGATE POST: Daring to be different, Joe Biden defeated Donald Trump by presenting himself as a latter-day Andy Gump. Like Gump, he has an anterior mandible defect that creates the appearance of an absent chin and lower lip, along with a seve…
Read full storyBoris says hands on heads
For the fourteenth time in his life, UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has won the Brighton and district Simon Says competition. Johnson has participated in the tournament since he was seven years old. The Simon Says comp has been an institution In…
Read full storyBald-Headed Mad-Englishman shaves his head in Germany!
(NOT EDITED) In an unprecedented show of solidarity to the EU, a Mad Dog of an Englishman, residing in Germany, decided to remove all signs of UK nationality from his body and wardrobe! Ten pairs of Union Jack printed underpants, swimming trunks a…
Read full storyShakespeare Finally Gets A Mobile
Residents of the town of Scratch Ankle, West Virginia are celebrating today, as one of their own decided to finally get a mobile phone, after many years of vowing never to. Ninety-two-year-old great grandfather Archie Shakespeare was proudly show…
Read full storyJerry Jones Blames The Dallas Cowboys Loss To The New York Giants on The Weather
EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey – (Sports Satire) – The Dallas Cowboys will now be watching the NFL playoffs from the comfort of their own homes. Jerry’s team got eliminated by a score of 23 to 19, and the 78-year-old is not a happy camper. He had ple…
Read full storyDavid Blaine’s Magic Trick Goes Horribly Wrong
LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – World-famed magician and illusionist David Blaine was in Sin City performing one of his most intricate illusionist tricks ever, and was supposed to have made an entire circus tent, filled with a dozen elephants, 6 tigers,…
Read full storyeLibido.sex Has Just Become The Nation's Number One On-Line Dating Service
LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has just announced that the on-line dating service, eLibido.sex, has just become the top Internet dating service in the United States. It has just surpassed eBoinking.dic, eHumpapalooza.wow, and eHooha.mm…
Read full storyTrump and 27 Dummies Are The Only People in The U.S. Who Still Think He Won
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind is reporting that one of their recent polls shows that Trump and 27 Trumptards are the only dumbbells in the nation who still think that the lying, orange SOB actually won. Those Trump basers are th…
Read full storyTrump’s Phone Call With Georgia On His Mind
Gees, why do they leave Donald Trump alone with a telephone? Putting the squeeze on the state of Georgia’s Governor and Secretary of State to change election results and subvert the will of the electorate is a crime. It is a go straight to jail c…
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