Trump’s Phone Call With Georgia On His Mind

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 4 January 2021

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"Hi, this is the sore loser calling..."

Gees, why do they leave Donald Trump alone with a telephone?

Putting the squeeze on the state of Georgia’s Governor and Secretary of State to change election results and subvert the will of the electorate is a crime. It is a go straight to jail crime.

Using made-up conspiracy theories, and asking the Georgia Secretary of State to, "find 11,780 more votes" , smacks of fraud by Donald Trump.

Miraculously, Trump did not threaten to kneecap anyone. Yet.

But the recorded telephone conversation was clear. A rambling discourse by Trump of numbers, numbers, numbers, that there were fake votes, talk about a water main break, votes traveling by suitcases, very bad drop boxes, dead people voting, close to 5,000 dead voters, stuffed ballot boxes, 3,000 pounds of shredded ballots, that the people of Georgia were angry, a new tape was going to be released soon as proof, he won the state by hundreds of thousands of votes, calling a voter activist a hustler, but sounding more like a hustler, mob boss, con man, and sore loser than the president of anything, certainly not of the United States.

The word 'litigious' entered the telephone conversation as a threat by Mark Meadows, Trump’s chief of staff. So, Trump wasn’t left alone with the telephone, but encouraged to overthrow the election by others.

Vice-president-elect Kamala Harris called Trump’s phone call an assault on democracy.

Others call it grounds for a second impeachment.

Still others called for his resignation.

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