All movies to be maskized to normalize mask wearing
New York, N.Y. United Nations - World dictator stuttering sleeping say-it-ain’t-so-Joe, has just updated his copy of the Constitution to outlaw the showing of any video featuring unmasked actors. He explained in today’s press conference. “Many…
Read full storyTrump Asks To Borrow Air Force One
Claiming to be apologizing for calling Trump fatso, but seeking to add more flies into the ointment, Vladimir Putin invited Donald Trump for a one month all expenses paid visit to Russia. Not a pragmatist, Trump accepted immediately. Trump co…
Read full storyNewcastle United Manager Steve Bruce To Get Extra Help In Bedroom
It may have been an embarrassing week for Newcatle United manager Steve Bruce, who has faced the indignity of having an extra Coaching Assistant thrust upon him, but things got far worse today, when the Geordie's wife insisted upon enlisting the help…
Read full storyBrexit bus should have said, "We send the EU £350m a week. Let's spend it on pointless bureaucracy instead"
Britain - but not Northern Ireland - left the EU at the end of 2020, and importing and exporting has not been the same since. Geoff Turnip is an importer/exporter from Bishop's Prepuce who exports beef, and imports strudel. "Bringing in the strude…
Read full storyFirst non-binary computer introduced
It is the largest milestone in computing since the invention of the internet-enabled fridge. This week, computer manufacturer BigHard has developed the world's first non-binary computer. The computer is called Bernard, but prefers to use the prono…
Read full storyDonald Trump is Refusing to Pay His Movers
MAR-A-LAGO – (Satire News) – Representatives with the Category 5 Hurricane Moving Van Company are furious at the fact that former president, Donald Trump is refusing to pay his moving bill from Washington, D.C. to Mar-a-Lago. Moving van company ow…
Read full storyCongresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene of QAnon Is Actually a Russian Spy
WASHINTGON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The entire House of Representatives, Democrat and Republican, is up in arms over the evil terroristic antics of Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene. iNews reports that the 46-year-old extreme right wing supremis…
Read full storyDonald Trump Begs Twitter To Please Let Him Tweet Again
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Melania Trump told Tiffany Trump that ever since her daddy got his ass banned from Twitter, he has been one big pile of ‘chit.’ The former first lady, and soon to be the former Mrs. Donald Trump, says that wit…
Read full storyHistory For Children: #1 Donald Trump
Once upon a time, there was a very bad man. In fact, he was more than a very bad man, he was a very, very, VERY, VERY VERY bad man, and one that had to be watched. His name was Donald Trump. Donald had lots and lots of money. He had SO much money,…
Read full storyMan Admits To Using Strong Language
The same man who said earlier that he was suffering from stress, boredom, depression, frustration, isolation, gross mental strain and a mild psychopathic nature has now admitted that, from time to time, his language can be extremely colorful. And,…
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