Getting Trump Out
Secret Service agents are wringing their hands. They are speculating in private during breakfast, lunch, dinner, and tea time, on how they will remove Donald Trump from the White House if he refuses to budge on Inauguration Day. Why is this a how…
Read full storyThree-Legged Chicken Out Legs Elmer Smuckmeister
BILLINGSGATE POST: Elmer Smuckmeister thought he had seen everything Beaver Crossing had to offer: From cow pie-tossing contests to the unveiling, in the town square, of a 100-foot monument to the Unknown Beaver (which some of the local pinch mouths…
Read full storyChristmas Bauble survives yet another Christmas
Jeremiah Johnson, an eight-year-old Christmas bauble has survived yet another year in the Johnson household. The possession of Gary and Lorraine, and son Thomas, the Christmas decoration has survived years of Thomas's childhood, an adventure cause…
Read full storyLatest 2021 News in Poetic Form, eases the pain, relaxes the brain, now we can all jump on the Gravy Train!
(NOT EDITED) Let's start 2021 with Andrew Marr On BBC he raised the bar BOJO lowered it once again Lies, untruths, always hiding the pain We carry on with Mr. Pence Fraud, corruption, Trump-ism, dense Biden, observes a Republican farce Si…
Read full storyNFL Announce Name Overhaul Plan For 2021
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced sweeping changes to the team name system, expected to come in to effect for the 2021 season. After a successful trial in Washington, Goodell is keen to see the change rolled out through the other 31 teams.
Read full storyThe South Carolina Women’s Basketball Team Wants The Name Non-Cocks Dropped
COLUMBIA, South Carolina – (Sports Satire) – Sports Balls Illustrated has stated that 74% of the South Carolina University Game Cocks student body wants the name of the girl’s athletic teams changed. University President Robert Caslen was presente…
Read full storyFemale Comedian Uses The Word Pussy 217 Times in Her Stand-Up Routine
WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – One of the most popular female stand-up comedians in the country has just made it into the Guinness Book of World Records. California-born Cinderella Zephyr recently performed a 20-minute comedy routine in the fame…
Read full storyThe Seafood Industry Is In a Panic as Lobsters Have Stopped Mating
BOSTON – (Business Satire) – The New England Seafood Industry is panicking due to the fact that, for some unknown reason, Atlantic coast lobsters have all stopped mating. Hans Figgarello, a noted lobster expert, stated that he believes the reason…
Read full storyMan Is Becoming Terrified Of The Future
A man who regularly worries himself into a absolute frenzy about things in a completely irrational way, has recently confessed to his family and friends that he is becoming terrified of the future. Concerns over things such as his age, health, wor…
Read full storyGoTravelBlogger.com Writer Copied Man's Story Claiming It Was By Him Or Her
A casual search around the internet to look for an image has led one man to discover that some other fuckwit is copying his stories and claiming responsibility for writing them. Moys Kenwood, 57, who recently published a story on TheSpoof.com with…
Read full storyRepublicans To Overturn Biden Election Instead Of Using 25th Amendment
The Republicans are getting dumber and dumber. Instead of using the 25th Amendment to remove the most incompetent and dangerous president in history, Canadian Ted Cruz and John Edwards look-alike Josh Hawley are making plans to attempt to deny Presid…
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