Trump Looking For A Country To Be King Of
White House - The staffers still remaining close to President 'Sandy Bunkers', as he is now referred to around the office, with a snicker, say that he has a map of the world on his Oval Office desk with countries like Syria, Iraq, and Zimbabwe colore…
Read full storyJumper worn for three days
Jumper Shane Montgomery, a blue cashmere bought from Edinburgh Woollen Mill last year, has now been worn for the third day in a row. 'It is great that Sharon likes me so much, but she does have warmer clothes she could be wearing, and Paul the pas…
Read full storyLaurence Fox now working on his third album
Man-sized charisma and personality vacuum, former actor Laurence Fox is now working on his third album, Clueless and Maskless. Having raised his profile on Twitter, the clueless little gobshite, who has no respect for human life, the NHS, or, it w…
Read full storyP.G.Wodehouse reincarnates Jeeves his Butler and Bertie!
(NOT EDITED) Two majestic, comical figures in the realms of British literature are making a comeback in 2021! P.G. Wodehouse is long gone; however, his comical ghost still haunts the minds of those who loved his typical 'stiff upper lip', aristocrati…
Read full storyNancy Pelosi Denies She Defecated Into Bucket Then Poured Diarrhea Over Head Of Homeless Veteran - But CCTV Tells Different Story
A Homeless Gulf War Veteran's life was forever changed when a woman, who many believe was House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, though she is denying the allegations, dumped a teeming bucket of runny feces over his head outside a DC restaurant on Friday night…
Read full storyGrambling University Scores 77 Unanswered Points To Upset Cucamonga A&M In The Cereal Bowl
BATTLE CREEK, Michigan – (Sports Satire) – The 71st edition of the coveted Cereal Bowl proved to be one of the biggest come-from-behind victories in the history of collegiate football. The Grambling University Tigers (Louisiana) trailed the Cucamo…
Read full storyThe World’s Two Richest Men, Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos, Both Want PornHub So Bad They Can Taste It
DETROIT – (Satire News) – PornHub, the lasciviously pornographic video-sharing website, has just confirmed that the world’s two riches billionaires, Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos, want to purchase the extremely profitable site. PornHub owners Zetta an…
Read full storyUse of Lethal Force: It's Nearly Always "Justified"
Protests over excessive use of lethal force by cops doesn't usually result in an admission that the officer was in the wrong. Instead, public information officers find a logical explanation for a deadly shooting that arouses the public. Here is what…
Read full storyLand mine appears in Washington
Police in Washington have discovered a land mine in the Pool of Remembrance near the Washington Monument. It is believed to have been left there by supporters of the Where Do I Find A Land Mine When I Need One? Association. This group have operate…
Read full story'Data Usage Warning' Received
There was consternation earlier today, when, quite without warning, and totally unexpectedly, a man who was using his phone to browse the internet received a notification that amounted to a: 'Data Usage Warning' Recovering from the initial shoc…
Read full storyPresident Trump To Have Emergency Liposuction Surgery
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Trump's personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, has informed the White House press corps that POTUS will be going into Walter Reed Hospital to undergo an emergency procedure. The medic said that he has been…
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