Death Toll Rises In School Massacre
Death is never a laughing matter, much less so a mass killing, but try telling that to the perpetrator of five murders that all occurred within a single blink of the eye of each other this morning, leaving five dead. The incident happened during a…
Read full storyGiuliani Explains “Trial By Combat”; Says He Thought of Game of Thrones’ Dragons Burning Capitol
Washington - Trump’s unhinged attorney Rudy Giuliani attempted to explain what he meant by his “Trial by Combat” reference in a fiery speech delivered to a mob of Trump supporters before they attacked the United States Capitol, pillaging the buildin…
Read full storyHunter Come Home
BILLINGSGATE POST: In 1943, the movie Lassie Come Home was released by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer. Starring Roddy McDowell and canine actor Pal, it was a story about a Yorkshire boy and his rough collie, Lassie. After her destitute family is forced to sel…
Read full storyDonald Trump Plans Split Screen During Biden’s Inauguration
The 2020 election is over and Donald Trump is moving on to other things. Editor's note: Come on, get real. Reply: Read on. Donald Trump is planning a split screen distraction during Joseph Biden’s inauguration by introducing, on the very sam…
Read full storyJames Harden Trade - Winners and Losers
Everyone knows there are winners and losers in the James Harden trade. Why? Because trades and trade scenarios are binary, of course! We analyze the two sides. Winners 1. “Brooklyn Beards” references, and admirers of alliteration. The…
Read full storyDon Lemon Calls Out Nazis and Klansmen
Don Lemon, a CNN anchor unironically named after a bitter fruit, doubled down on his recent accusations against 70 million or so Americans who voted for Donald Trump, claiming that they are all Nazis and Klansmen. Given a chance to walk back this…
Read full storyWhen is a PEACH not a PEACH?
(NOT EDITED) The word PEACH usually describes a sweet fruit which grows in Southern Europe, Mexico, California, and Florida, in fact, anywhere where the sun shines not out of Jaggedone's rear-end, but in less combustible climates. However, PEACH c…
Read full storyNancy Pelosi Discovered Masturbating In Capitol Building Horror
A male intern administrative assistant working in the Capitol Building in Washington DC has walked in on his boss, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, masturbating in her office, according to unverified rumors circulating online. Marvin Shawshank says hi…
Read full storyA Woman in New Jersey, Born With 2 Vaginas Offers to Sell One
HACKENSACK, New Jersey – (Satire News) – iRumors disclosed that a woman, who is employed as a Burger Bandit drive-thru window order-taker, has divulged that she was born with two vaginas. Cleo Yorkowitz, 27, told iRumor's Ling-Chow Rangoon that sh…
Read full storyPresident Trump Named “Asshole of The Year”
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – American Spotlight Magazine has just named their annual “Asshole of The Year,” and this year’s winner, by a landslide, is President Donald J. Trump. ASM writer Fitzwater Ribicoff, announced that the President received 47,…
Read full storyTrump Second Impeachment Proves He Is The Best At It
In a landmark event, US president, Donald Trump, has been impeached for a record second time, making him the most impeachable president in US political history. Which is just peachy! Trump has received the impeach for 'inciting an insurrection'…
Read full storyRepublicans Demand Second Impeachment of Bill Clinton
The Capitol, Washington, D. C. Woof Blister reporting for The Spoof. House Republican leader Kevin McCarthy today issued a call for the House to proceed with a second impeachment of former President Bill Clinton. In response, Speaker Nancy Pelos…
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