Trump Could Refuse To Concede? Nah!
A respected D.C. newspaper, Washington Post, headlined: DONALD TRUMP COULD REFUSE TO CONCEDE. Is anyone seriously shaking in their boots over this paper-selling headline? Are there older men sitting in tea rooms nodding at that possibility? Guys…
Read full storyBiden goes ape to win Presidency
Democratic Party candidate for the US Presidency Joe Biden is recovering in hospital presently, after imbibing an unknown liquid from a styrofoam cup. Biden was taking a break from electioneering, when he was given what he believed was a cup of co…
Read full storySpoof Writer Receives 3-Star Rating For Story
A frequent, though, by no means the most frequent, contributor to a satirical news website, has said he was interested to note that a reader of one of his stories had awarded it a 3-star rating today, which was thought-provoking. Moys Kenwood, 57,…
Read full storyFly swatting in France can be an explosive hobby!
(NOT EDITED) Flies are pests, full stop! Maybe not as bad as mosquitoes or gnats, but they are still a damn nuisance! However, a French fly, not a Spanish one (really irritating), got his own back whilst pestering a farmer's wife in her kitchen. T…
Read full storyLGBTQ Community goes Animal
The glamour of Christopher Street parades around the world is a beacon of light in the face of discrimination and exclusion within society. And friends of the LGBTQ community are now welcoming a host of new members...so to say. Having recently add…
Read full storyMSNBC’s Rachel Maddow Reports That Trump’s Chauffeur is Voting for Joe Biden
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The queen of MSNBC, Rachel Maddow, has learned from a White House insider that the President’s personal chauffeur has said that he is not going to vote for Trump. The chauffeur, who asked that his name not be used,…
Read full storyMajor League Baseball Votes to Ban Organ Music
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Major League Baseball announces that the age-old tradition of having organists play their little sing-song ditties at games will be discontinued with the start of the 2020 season. The decision was handed down by M…
Read full storyMichael Cohen’s Tell-All Book on President Trump is Reportedly Quite Telling
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The publishers of Michael Cohen’s new tell-all book are as happy as beavers in a lumber yard. The book is titled “I Know President Donald Trump Better Than Melania, Marla, Ivana, and Stormy All Put Together”. Pr…
Read full storyA McDonald’s is Shut Down When It’s Discovered it Was Using Camel Meat in Their Happy Meal Burgers
RIYAD, Saudi Arabia - (Satire News) – Authorities with Saudi Arabia’s food watch-dog agency, Fadi Wadi Wadi, are reporting that a random check of a McDonalds in Riyadh found traces of camel meat in the Happy Meal burgers. Store manager, Kasheem Me…
Read full storyDonald Trump To Fire The Messenger
Donald Trump, the Abuser-In-Chief of free speech, has declared that Jennifer Griffen, of Fox News, should be fired because she corroborated the Atlantic Monthly story about Trump: At the gravesite in Arlington Cemetery, Trump referred to the buried s…
Read full storyPunk Rockers Called Mod's Scooter A 'Puff Chariot'
A man who was reminiscing about the days of his youth, with his mates in a pub at the weekend, remembered someone he knew who was a Mod, and of how people would refer to this person's scooter as a 'Puff Chariot'. Moys Kenwood, then 17, was an arde…
Read full storyNancy Poozleosi Claims Her Shih Tzu Ate Her Face Mask
BILLINGSGATE POST: If there is any certainty in this world, it’s that Nancy Poozleosi will never admit a mistake. The name “Poozleosi” is a story in itself. In Ken Kesey’s novel, One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest, McMurphy is ruminating about the…
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