Biden goes ape to win Presidency

Funny story written by whatinthe world

Monday, 7 September 2020

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This is how Joe Biden looked shortly before his hospitalisation.

Democratic Party candidate for the US Presidency Joe Biden is recovering in hospital presently, after imbibing an unknown liquid from a styrofoam cup.

Biden was taking a break from electioneering, when he was given what he believed was a cup of cocoa. He started to feel "off" when his facial features began to change, and an immediate increase in facial hair became evident. He began to make strange noises like some sort of ape, and started for the nearest tree to climb.

Finally, he began to squeal, and beat his breast with both his hands. By this point, Biden had undergone a major body transformation, and looked, for all intents and purposes, like a chimpanzee.

The 77-year-old was taken to a veterinarian hospital where he is said to be recovering.

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