Biden Demands Trump Take A Spelling Test Before Debate
Presidential candidate Joseph Biden has demanded that Donald Trump take a spelling test before the presidential debates. There was a single requirement before taking the test. Trump would be scanned to see if he were wearing a wire or some form of tr…
Read full storyProgressives Turn to Satanism
According to a woman quoted in The Huffington Post on Friday, it was the death of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg that drove her to the dark side. “When Justice Ginsburg died,” said the woman, “I knew immediately that our civil and reproduc…
Read full storySpoof Writers United In Support For Trump
BILLINGSGATE POST: With the nomination of Amy Coney Barrett to the Supreme Court by President Trump yesterday, a number of Spoof writers who had previously dismissed Trump as a bad dream, overcame their distaste for him and jumped on Trump’s bandwag…
Read full storySpoof writers defy global logic by making people laugh in these f'ing miserable times!
(NOT EDITED) Sensational news coming out of Spoof HQ! Yes readers, spoof writers have joined hands to create something global people really need; "A laugh a minute!" However, not every 'spoofer' has joined the "Spoofing Satirical Sundays' movement…
Read full storyGoogle releases robot which will scratch your butt
The Seattle consumer computer goods fair was treated to the rare sight of the President of Google dropping her pants to showcase the tech giant's latest product, the BS900, which is designed to scratch the user’s bottom. The robot will not have a nam…
Read full storyIs Hollywood finished or just being overly dramatic?
Hollywood film producers, haunted by the effects of the Covid-19 crisis, have downsized their production plans, and are proposing to substitute state-of-the-art movie cameras with basic video cameras. Future movie productions will not be grand ico…
Read full story"I Love Lockdown," Says Musician
Modern composer Sam Weirdshit insists, “Lockdown is a gift. I don’t need audiences. Who are these people, anyway? They can’t appreciate my art.” Having failed to gain interest for his re-release of a 1987 track which laid B road traffic sounds ove…
Read full storyRob Gronkowski of The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Says That Beer Has Nothing To Do With His Low Pass Reception Number
TAMPA BAY – (Sports Satire) – Tampa Bay wide receiver Rob Gronkowski wants to dispel the rumor that he has only caught two passes this season because of his beer drinking. Gronk told Buccaneers coach Bruce Arians that sure, he drinks a lot, but it…
Read full storyMillions of Americans Are Shocked at President Trump's Supreme Court Pick - Amy Barrett
COTTON BALLS, Georgia – (Satire News) – Fox News is reporting that after going through 672 possible choices to fill the Supreme Court seat, Trump has finally decided on Amy Conehead Barrett. Barrett, who is 48, but looks 53, is a mother of 13 chil…
Read full storyPresident Trump Stuns The World by Cancelling The Presidential Election
ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida – (Satire News) – President Trump speaking before a huge crowd at a Walgreens parking lot stunned the audience by making an amazing announcement. Trump told the crowd that he has decided to cancel the upcoming 2020 presiden…
Read full storyThe President is Furious That The Post Office Sent Him a Change of Address Card
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider told NBC News that President Trump threw one of his patented humongous behind-the-scenes tantrums. The insider revealed that as Trump was checking his daily mail, he noticed a post card from…
Read full storyMegyn Kelly Hints That She is Going to Replace Kayleigh McEnany as Trump’s TV Press Secretary
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – CBS News is reporting that former Fox News host and NBC TV host Megyn Kelly will be replacing White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany. A White House insider told CBS News that the president feels that McEnany i…
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