TAMPA BAY – (Sports Satire) – Tampa Bay wide receiver Rob Gronkowski wants to dispel the rumor that he has only caught two passes this season because of his beer drinking.
Gronk told Buccaneers coach Bruce Arians that sure, he drinks a lot, but it has nothing to do with catching or not catching passes.
He then added that one of the greatest homerun hitters of all time, Babe Ruth, used to eat 8 hot dogs during a baseball game.
Gronk mentioned that New York Jets quarterback Joe Namath, during the game, would sit on the bench and read the latest issue of Playboy, and he won a Super Bowl.
Gronkowski wants the Buccs' fans to know that he can play better drunk than 94% of all the NFL receivers can play sober.
When Tampa Bay quarterback Tom Brady was asked to comment, he said that he had to agree with his good buddy.
Brady went on to say that Robby can put the suds away like nobody he's ever known before, including Blake Shelton, Ricky Gervais, and Trump’s attorney, Segundo Juarez.