WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider told NBC News that President Trump threw one of his patented humongous behind-the-scenes tantrums.
The insider revealed that as Trump was checking his daily mail, he noticed a post card from the post office.
He read it and he instantly threw a fit that would rival the kinds of fits that WWE wrestlers throw.
It appears that the United States Postal Service had sent the president a “Change of Address” card.
The president also received 17 blank voting ballots, which he passed out to members of his staff.
Melania reportedly got so fed up with her husband’s ranting and raving, that she uttered a bunch of curse words in Slovenian, and went upstairs to watch her favorite television reality show, “The Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania.”