Donald Trump Denied Entry At Sperm Bank
There was controversy in downtown Manhattan this morning, when President Donald Trump was refused entry at a local sperm bank during an unannounced flying visit to New York. The incident happened at the Lower East Side Sperm Donation Center on Eas…
Read full storyMan Finds It Difficult To Eat When Wearing A Face Mask
A man who strictly obeys rules and has been closely observing the government's instructions during the Coronavirus pandemic, has said that, although he wears a protective face mask all of the time, this causes problems when he is taking his meals.
Read full storyThunderbirds Brains Moves Into New Home With Boyfriend
There was happy news in the world of children's entertainment this week, when Brains, the clever one from 'Thunderbirds', moved into his brand new multi-million-dollar home in the Los Angeles hills, along with his boyfriend. Brains, now 71, but lo…
Read full storyWaitress Grateful For Enormous Tip
A New Orleans waitress received the shock of her life when presented with an enormous tip after serving a single male customer. “I had never seen anything as big as that,” Ashley recounted on her Facebook Page, where local news sources picked up…
Read full storyA Vote For Trump Is A Vote For Putin
WAKEUP NEWS: What everyone suspected has been uncovered by investigating reporters at WAKEUP NEWS. WAKEUP is reporting that a vote for Donald Trump is a vote for Trump’s best friend, Vladimir Putin. Ask any checker at any grocery store. “What d…
Read full storyPresident Trump Insists That The Black Love Child Is Not His
CORNBREAD CREEK, North Carolina – (Satire News) – President Trump held a presidential campaign hate rally in the town that is noted for being the “Glockenspiel Capital of The World”. He spoke to a mask-less crowd that clearly showed that something…
Read full storyTom Bergeron, Who Was Fired From Dancing With The Stars, Says He Doesn't Like The New Host Tyra Banks
EL SEGUNDO, California – (Celebrity Satire) - Ex-host of Dancing With The Stars, Tom Bergeron, spoke with a reporter with iRumors from his El Segundo beach house. Tom told Vodka Vermicelli he regrets having gotten into a physical altercation with…
Read full storyJoe Biden Says Since Trump Is Not Going To Wear a Mask, He Plans to Wear a Haz-Mat Suit For The Televised Presidential Debates
PASCAGOULA, Mississippi – (Satire News) - Joe Biden says that he will go ahead with the presidential debate even though Trump refuses to wear a Coronavirus mask. The former vice-president told CNN’s Anderson Cooper that, unlike Donald, he cares ab…
Read full storyThe Chinese Fortune Cookie Business Has Been Hard Hit and It’s Placing All The Blame On President Trump
SAN FRANCISCO, California – (Satire News) - A representative for the Chinese fortune cookie industry says that the tremendous loss in sales is due to President Donald J. Trump. PBS said that, due to the fact that Trump is always referring to the C…
Read full storyBetty Friedan has an old puss
A 26-year-old cat is getting a new lease on life after a foster home decided to "take a chance" on the rejected old pussy by donating her to a famous crone named Betty Friedan. The elderly female cat, named Alyssa, was surrendered to the Friedan h…
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