President Trump Insists That The Black Love Child Is Not His

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Thursday, 24 September 2020

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The Pensacola Global Globe newspaper says the baby definitely has President Trump's little bitty hands.

CORNBREAD CREEK, North Carolina – (Satire News) – President Trump held a presidential campaign hate rally in the town that is noted for being the “Glockenspiel Capital of The World”.

He spoke to a mask-less crowd that clearly showed that something like the Coronavirus pandemic is not going to scare them, no sirree Bob, as President Thomas Jefferson’s secretary of crops used to say.

POTUS took time from attacking Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Black Kitty Meow Meow, and Jimmy Kimmel, to assure the assembled throng that the report put out by The Pensacola Global Globe newspaper, stating that he has a black love child, is totally false.

Trump said that he has always been an all-white chicken breast type of guy.

He took a real close look at the photo of the half-African-American baby, and commented that the baby’s daddy could possibly be Anderson Cooper, George Conway, or maybe even Eric Trump.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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