American Tourist Tries To Blend In With Manchester Locals
An American tourist who was visiting England for the first time recently, got into a 'sticky situation' when he walked into a Manchester pub and spoke in a way that he imagined might endear him the locals. The 'cousin from across the Pond', Abel R…
Read full storyMagnet anglers forced to throw back all knives under 12cm long
A new law spells the end of uncontrolled magnet fishing in Britain’s canals and rivers. The sport has grown rapidly in recent years, with experienced anglers (known as ‘maglers’) landing catches including swords, shotguns, safes and even parking mete…
Read full storyChina to ship free upgrade to COVID-20
Following worldwide criticism of COVID-19, it has emerged that China will start shipping a free upgrade by the end of this November. COVID-20 will be available to all countries currently using COVID-19, and incorporates several important new bugs.
Read full storySocial-media user sues Facebook because his fingers turned stiff!
(NOT EDITED) "Those who perpetrate social-media crimes, should be taken to justice!" Was the reaction of a Facebook user after visiting a physiotherapist who analyzed the man's fingers, which were totally 'stiff!' After being diagnosed with a drea…
Read full storyDancing With The Stars Eliminates This Season's First Couple
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – DWTS is now into its 29th season of foot-stompin’, hip-shakin’, and butt-bouncing dancing. The season’s first couple to be eliminated was former NBA star Charles Oakley and British dancer Emma Slater. After the show, Oa…
Read full storyThe Houston Astros Are Rockin’ and Rollin’ Toward The Postseason Playoffs
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – The Sporting Chance Magazine reports that the Houston Astros have made a big turnaround, and they have, little by little, overcome the 2017 sign-stealing scandal. The Astros are now rockin’ and rollin’ toward the MLB po…
Read full storyCNN in a Brilliant Move Hires Trump's Former Lawyer and Fixer Michael Cohen to be a Political Consultant
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The president of CNN stated that there is no one on the face of the earth who knows more intimate secrets about President Trump than Michael Cohen. Cohen knows where all of Trump’s dozens of skeletons are buried, as…
Read full storyThe In ‘N’ Out Burger Chain Disputes Claims That Their French Fries Taste Like Chalk
IRVINE, California – (Satire News) – A spokesperson for the In-N-Out hamburger franchise says the company disputes a national publication’s claim that In-N-Out’s French fries taste like chalk. In-N-Out spokeswoman, Tallulah Gruggle, stated that th…
Read full storyMan Got Cramp Whilst Having A Dump
A man who frequently suffers from agonizing muscle cramps in his legs has revealed how he had to endure one of the worst cramp attacks he can remember, at the weekend, during a middle-of-the-night visit to the toilet for a shit. The painful incide…
Read full story"If God Wanted a Liberal on the Supreme Court..."
Hamburger, Virginia. U.S.A. Woof Blister with another SINful report for Spoof International News. Jerry Farewell, Jr., defrocked president of Hypocrisy College, the world's most rhapsodic university, met with reporters as he was cleaning out his pala…
Read full storyDeath Of Ruth Bader Ginsburg Proves God Has A Sense Of Humor
Heavenly Headlines: The death of an icon, a miracle, a giant like Ruth Bader Ginsburg, proves God has a sense of humor! If Ruth Ginsburg had been a Republican conservative on the bench, believing women belonged in the kitchen, barefoot and pregna…
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