Tom Brady Said He Could Not Concentrate on Tampa Bay's Game Against the New Orleans Saints Because of Hurricane Sally

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 14 September 2020

image for Tom Brady Said He Could Not Concentrate on Tampa Bay's Game Against the New Orleans Saints Because of Hurricane Sally
Tom Brady looking up at the scoreboard and pouting as he sees the final score.

NEW ORLEANS – (Sports Satire) - Tom Brady revealed after the game that he was trying to hurry every chance he got, as his Tampa Bay Buccaneers played against the New Orleans Saints in the "Big Easy".

Brady admitted that he did not play his best game, as the Bucs lost 34-23.

The future 'Hall-of-Famer' spoke with reporters after the game, and said that the two interceptions he threw were a result of him being pre-occupied with Hurricane Sally.

The big-winded Miss Sally is supposed to hit Nawlins, as Louisiana comedian Zydeco Dupree pronounces the city's name.

Brady said that he did not want to call any timeouts, so as to not further delay the game. He even told his players to forget about drinking any Gatorade until the end of the game.

Tight end Rob Gronkowski got somewhat upset, and ended up drinking 13 cups of Gatorade, and eating a hot dog, and three fried jalapenos during the game.

A reporter with ESPN-4 said that Brady was in such a hurry to leave New Orleans, that he did not change out of his uniform and wore it and his helmet on the team's flight back to Tampa Bay.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more