Just a few ditty, shitty Jaggedone rhymes!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Monday, 14 September 2020

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No peas in my poetry odd pods!

Once upon a time on The Spoof

A mad institution called The Spoof
Once upon a time hit the roof
Crazy bastards writing nothing but goof
Then Jaggedone got kicked by a horsey hoof

Planetary Observations!

Too many dickheads in this cesspit
Too many buttholes talking fake-shit
Too many brainless dummkopfs, that's it
I'll just blow my brains out, and exit

Shit Pit

I once met an idiot called Rick
He said he had a ginormous dick
I said you're boasting, prick
Bent over, and was nearly sick

Danger! Sex in the park

Two people were doing it in public
A passing grandmother was nearly sick
She hit the horny buggers with a stick
The man ended up with a black and blue dick

Corona told us, "Keep fucking off!"

"Don't touch, just stay away
Otherwise I'll fuck your day
A virus is inside me until next May
I shouldn't have gone on holiday!"

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