Protesters Pay Taxes - Donald Trump Doesn’t
Protesters pay taxes, but Donald Trump doesn’t. That’s why he’s hiding his tax returns. Court after court after court, excuse after excuse after excuse, and still no tax returns. Says they’re being audited. Nah! The guy’s a tax dodger. Those M…
Read full storyWoman Can Paint Pictures Without Even Looking At Them
Art critics have been astounded by the discovery of an amazing new talent in the world of painting, a woman who produces stunningly beautiful pictures without even bothering to look at what she is doing! Caprice de la Vienetta, who is Italian, cre…
Read full storyBiden: Can’t Wait To Get Into Kamala’s Snickers
BILLINGSGATE POST: Yesterday, in his first appearance on the campaign trail since coming out of his basement, Joe Biden mentioned that he couldn’t resist chocolates and had a secret craving for Snickers. “I can’t wait to get into Kamala’s Snicker…
Read full storyPardon Me: Trump, Pence, and the 2020 Ticket
Mike Pence will be running for re-election as vice-president. In most circles, this is quite a surprise. The issue has nothing to do with what Pence did or did not do. Overall, he has been a good vice president who has somehow managed to avoid loo…
Read full storyLionel Messi vows to donate his future £1 million pound weekly salary to his own pocket!
(UNEDITED) Professional footballers are renowned, sometimes, for their kindness and appreciation to others who cannot kick a ball as good as them. Christmas hospital visits, donating to kiddies charities, purchasing a Bentley or Rolls Royce weekly (t…
Read full storyCaitlyn Jenner Has Been Elected President of The Pink Lives Matter Organization
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) - The former Bruce Jenner, and now Caitlyn Jenner, has just been elected president of the Pink Lives Matter movement. Ms. Jenner beat out three other individuals who were vying for the job that will pay $900,000 a year,…
Read full storyDrug Enforcement Agents Find 2,000 Pounds of Marijuana in Yankee Stadium
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine has divulged that DEA agents, acting on a tip, went to Yankee Stadium to check out a report of possible drugs on the premises. A team of six federal agents scoured the stadium gr…
Read full storyTraces of the Coronavirus Are Found at AT&T Stadium, Home of the Dallas Cowboys
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) - Health inspectors with the Lone Star State Health Institute have reported that they found some traces of the Coronavirus in the kitchen of The Troy Aikman Barbecue Bar & Grill, located inside AT&T Stadium. Inspec…
Read full storyThe Chicago Cubs Are Changing The Colors of Their Uniforms From Red, White, and Blue to Black and White in Honor of Black Lives Matter.
CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) - The Chicago Cubs organization has always had a pulse on the city located on Lake Michigan. ESPN-5 talked to Cubs manager David Ross at a local Red Lobster, and discussed his latest idea regarding the Black Lives Matter…
Read full storyLady Liberty to go nuclear
US Congress has just passed a bill enabling the Armed Forces of the United States to take possession of the Statue of Liberty in New York, and to convert it into a nuclear missile launching site. It is believed that the Army are looking at storing…
Read full storyCongressman Adam Schiff Wins Prestigious Sisyphus Award
As if the last three years of accusations had been insufficient, and his fans in Cloud Cuckoo Land (otherwise known as MSNBC viewers) were demanding an encore, Congressman Adam Schiff has issued a new warning, that the Russians are back, and they are…
Read full storyMan Attacked By Bird
A man who claimed he feared for his life, has told how he was rudely awoken this morning by the shrieking of a bird which was attempting to get into his house to attack him. In a scene reminiscent of those in Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds', a bird…
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