BILLINGSGATE POST: Yesterday, in his first appearance on the campaign trail since coming out of his basement, Joe Biden mentioned that he couldn’t resist chocolates and had a secret craving for Snickers.
“I can’t wait to get into Kamala’s Snickers. That’s why I chose her for my running mate. Whenever I nuzzle her hair, she knows what I want.”
With that, he left the press conference without taking any questions from the reporters, who were left with their mouths agape, not quite comprehending what they had just heard.
Slim: “Nothing wrong with liking chocolate.”
Dirty: “Yo, Dude. But you don’t have to eat the whole box.”
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