Protesters pay taxes, but Donald Trump doesn’t. That’s why he’s hiding his tax returns. Court after court after court, excuse after excuse after excuse, and still no tax returns. Says they’re being audited. Nah!
The guy’s a tax dodger.
Those MAGA hat people, waving flags on stage and out of car windows, and marching in streets, all of them pay their taxes. They love the Trump guy. Would they love him if they knew he didn’t pay his taxes? Sure, he’s their guy. So he has sex with porn stars, Playboy bunnies and doesn’t pay taxes. He can get away with it, so what?
Don’t tax evaders eventually go to jail?
Quit your nitpicking. It’s not as though Trump works for a living. He just tweets dumb things all day. So he turned a common super cold into a nationwide plague that’s going to kill maybe three hundred thousand people by Christmas. They were going to die anyway. Eventually. Right?
No one is getting out of here alive.
So it thins the flock. Maybe he’ll have more Republican voters.
It isn’t Trump’s fault some guy shot another guy in the back 7 times. So, the shooter was a cop. But Trump had nothing to do with it. He wasn’t even there. The shooter flipped out. Like making a mistake in a golf game. He overshot the golf ball. Stuff happens. Probably the shooter was thinking of a disparaging act perpetuated by Barack Obama, and the gun went off 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, times into someone’s back.
Trump did warn housewives in suburbia that low rent people were going to move into their neighborhoods and make property values go down. That he was the only one who could stop that from happening. And he knows a lot about real estate values and low rent people.
But don’t ask him about Russian bounty money paid to kill American soldiers. No, no.
He does know about how to get his hair just so, his makeup on and
then it's showtime!
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