Even rugby players can't tell the difference between Rugby League and Rugby Union
Due to a misunderstanding, a game was played in Huddersfield last weekend between Rugby League team Huddersfield Thickos and Rugby Union side Leeds Numbnuts. The cause of the gaffe has been traced back to a clerical error where the Thickos were ac…
Read full storyBrian still can't play the banjo, four months later
After first reporting on this four months ago, Brian Asshat, a local womaniser from Chutney on the Fritz, still hasn't picked up his banjo. The comb-over sporting ladies man has owned the banjo, a four-string model, for the best part of forty year…
Read full storySacked Corbyn complains about Jew process
Jeremy Corbyn was today kicked out of the Labour party for failing to get a grip on anti-Semitism among his supporters. A damning report by the Equality and Human Rights Commission gives details of how anti-Semitism was widespread in the party under…
Read full storyAmerica Disappears
The USA has completely disappeared. Canada and Mexico awoke today to find no land connecting them. Our correspondent in Tijuana, Sam Brero, says there were reports around the time of the US presidential election of one of the candidates dressed as a…
Read full storySpecial celebration in Italian town
People living in the southern Italian town of Brindisi have celebrated following the news that one of their own has been made a Legionnaire by the Italian Government. What this means is that the awarded person has the freedom of the town or city i…
Read full storyHammock Collapsed, Whilst Man's Wife Was Sleeping In It
Hammocks are a 'cool' way to relax and enjoy a rest, and are known for their comfort and ability to gently rock to sleep anyone in need of a long nap - until they collapse, that is! And, despite what you might think, hammocks collapse with alarmin…
Read full storySmell Of Dead Animal Pervaded The Air In Room
The smell of death is not one easily forgotten once it has been smelt, and that was the case for one family this week, after they became aware of a dreadful stench, in their bedroom, of some kind of animal which, despite a lengthy search, could not b…
Read full storyAdam Schiff refuses wrestling match with Bobulinski in Madison Square Gardens
Former business associate of Hunter Biden, Mr. Tony Bobulinski, yesterday invited Representative Schiff to a showdown and “manly resolution”. “In the old days, there was the duel,” Mr. Bobulinski (earlier an expert wrestler) said. “Today? Well, h…
Read full storyLos Angeles Dodgers Player Justin Turner Showed Everyone He Is An Uncaring, Self-Centered, Mask-Less-Wearing Jerk
ARLINGTON, Texas – (Sports Satire) – After winning game 6 to capture the World Series Championship, player who had been removed from the game, after testing positive for COVID-19, suddenly darted out of his isolation cage, and onto the playing field.
Read full storyIvanka Trump Depressed – Placed on Suicide Watch
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A highly reliable source from within the White Folks House says that the President is extremely concerned, as daughter Ivanka has become very depressed. At first, the President passed it off as his little girl ju…
Read full storyPresident Trump Brags That His Border Wall Has Stopped The Flow of Counterfeit Tortillas
MUFFLER SMOKE, Michigan – (Satire News) - President Trump spoke at a MAGA Campaign Haters Rally before a crowd of 89 to 91 people, who were shivering in the 17 degree weather. He told the crowd that he felt as fit as a five-month-old baby. He even…
Read full storyFox News Reports Some Election Night Hosts Are Out With The Coronavirus, So Scott Baio, Kanye West, and Diamond and Silk Will Be Stepping In
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The powers that be at Fox News are in a tizzy, after several of their top hosts and employees have tested positive for the Trumpapalooza virus. iNews is reporting that Brett Baier, Martha MacCallum, Dana Perino, and…
Read full storyTed Cruz to Twitter: “Stop Censuring Trump; My Wife IS Ugly and My Dad DID Kill JFK“
Washington - The presidents of Twitter, Facebook and Google were called in front of a Senate Committee chaired by Texas Senator Ted Cruz, a Republican who grilled the social media companies about actions they have taken to censure information on thei…
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