Chipmunk Letters To Dr. Billingsgate
BILLINGSGATE POST: Due to the number and content of the letters responding to the story: "Just One Nut Away From Having A Chipmunk In The White House," today’s addition will publish excerpts from those letters and the responses to them. ********…
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Several days of almost-incessant heavy rain that resulted in a river bursting its banks and flooding the surrounding countryside would not be the cause for celebrations in too many places, but that's what one man found at the weekend, when he tried t…
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Read full story7,000 Psychologists Agree That Trump is Certifiably Insane
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HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – A reporter with Hollywood Vis-à-Vis asked Demi Lovato about her May-December relationship with Brad Pitt. Lovato told Hacienda Dakota with HVAV that it doesn’t look good. When pressed by Dakota, the songstress t…
Read full storyPresident Trump Denies That He Has a Sexually Transmitted Disease
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – During a White House press conference, President Trump was asked by a reporter with iNews about the rumor that he has contracted a sexually transmitted disease. The President turned four shades of orange, and ang…
Read full storyNormalizing Donald Trump
Editor’s note: Now really, miracles happen, but Normalizing Trump? Reply: Let me give it a shot. Donald Trump sleeps in a bed, blankets, sheets, in a room with doors and windows, in a house, rooms, office, eats at a table using dishes, forks,…
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A man who rarely comments on the subject of television has come out to confess that his all-time favourite TV show was, is, and probably will always be the BBC children's animated puppet show from the 1960s, 'Camberwick Green'. Moys Kenwood, 57, c…
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