Editor’s note: Now really, miracles happen, but Normalizing Trump?
Reply: Let me give it a shot.
Donald Trump sleeps in a bed, blankets, sheets, in a room with doors and windows, in a house, rooms, office, eats at a table using dishes, forks, knives, and shits in a solid gold toilet.
Editor’s note: That’s it. Think of your article rejected.
Then it’ll go to Rupert Murdoch. Aussies are scholarly thinkers and never prejudge.
Donald Trump is like many C-students who are given a shove to the front of the class, in line, in jobs, life, boarding planes, trains, everywhere. Instant promotion, having no qualifications or perception of what anything entails, and are unwilling to learn.
Homework? So what! President's Daily Briefings? Watching Fox News.
But these C-students are gifted with the ability to bull-shit their way through life, and are never stopped, because their supporters encourage the boss. They like the boss's soft, moneyed coattails, and they are given a few crumbs now and again.
Now and again, they might also end up in the slammer. But that’s okay. If they don’t squeal, their boss, the C-student, will get them out. Bet your bottom dollar.
What happens when the C-student gets indicted, tried, and doesn’t have anyone left to blackmail and give him a get out of jail card?
He becomes like every other normalized person, and he will go to jail. It happened to top ginormous film producer Harvey Weinstein, deceitful investor Bernie Madoff, millionaire actor Bill Cosby, and it’ll happen to Donald Trump.
Editor’s note: Nailed it. Skip Murdoch.
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