Magicians Wanted!
Are you a talented magician who is tired of performing at children's birthday parties? Do you want to put your skills to work as a public servant? If so, we want YOU to help count the vote at key election facilities in Georgia's upcoming US Senate ru…
Read full storyVoter Fraud: “Project Quasimodo” Used To Bamboozle Voting Count
BILLINGSGATE POST: Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler, an undercover agent hired by Trump attorney, Rudy Giuliani, to investigate voter fraud in Philadelphia, revealed that he had broken the code of an underground voter clearance site, nicknamed “Projec…
Read full storyPolice Issue Arrest Warrant For Evil Man
Police in Washington, DC have announced that they are keen to interview an individual in connection with tax evasion, fraud, sexual assault, hate crimes, racist behavior, kidnapping and imprisoning children, and other offences likely to bring the goo…
Read full storyTrump's Election Defeat Was Inevitable, Claims Political Ignoramus
As the dust settled on yet another exciting instalment in US political history, a man who knows absolutely nothing whatsoever about the subject has said that Joe Biden's victory and Donald Trump's defeat in the presidential election were "inevitable"…
Read full story“Not my president” lyrics and staging set-ups available at Amazon dot com and Walmart
With mainstream media calling the election for Mr. Biden, new marketing opportunities have immediately emerged. A day ago that same MSM press was speaking of “the incredible shrinking electoral count” as various states reported shenanigans, with B…
Read full storyThe Brooklyn Bridger-Times is Reporting That The Trump Horror Movie is Finally Over, So Please Roll The Credits
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – America has spoken and voted to oust the meanest leader in the history of mankind including Hitler, Hirohito, and Mussolini. The Brooklyn Bridger-Times wrote that the X-rated Trump horror movie is finally over, and now t…
Read full storyDonald Trump Being Evicted
Imagine being kicked out of the White House by 75,196,576 people. Now that is one serious eviction notice! Start your packing! What? No way! So Trump’s taking his rent-free, four-year renewal option to the U.S. Supreme Court. Somebody tell th…
Read full storyThe San Francisco City Council Votes To Have The Golden State Warriors Revert To Their Original Name
SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) - After a vote of 12-1, the San Francisco city council has voted for the NBA Golden State Warriors to change their name back to their original name, The San Francisco Warriors. The team originally changed its name…
Read full storyNicki Minaj, The Hip-Hop Artist Noted For Having 2 Solid Gold Nipple Rings Has Just Released Her Latest Album
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight reports that Nicki Minaj is proud to announce the release of her latest album. The 37-year-old singer told 3T’s reporter Pico de Gallo that she worked on the album for 8 months, 2 weeks, and 13…
Read full storyArby's Promises To Do Something About The Pigeon-Tasting Sandwiches
ATLANTA – (Satire News) – After an unfavorable critique in The Right Coast Revue, the Georgia-based sandwich giant, Arby's, has promised to do better. Arby’s spokesperson Poindexter F. Cypress stated that the allegations that some of Arby’s roast…
Read full storyThis Is What Democracy Looks Like
Donald Trump is history, bad history, probably just a footnote in future history books. Best of all, Trump will no longer occupy the White House. Anyone who claims otherwise, suggesting fraudulent votes, future teams of lawyers, appeals to the Suprem…
Read full storyCoronavirus Mutation: All Animals To Be Annihilated
After the news from Germany that 207 mink farms have been infected with a new strain of Coronavirus, and the concern that the virus may mutate further in other animals, it's been revealed that ALL animals, everywhere, are to be eliminated from the fa…
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