Northern City Still Out In Front In Race To Oblivion
As the second spike of the Coronavirus really gets into its stride, with infection rates rising all over mainland Britain, the city of Hull, in East Yorkshire, has emerged as the runaway leader in the Race to Oblivion, the virus infection 'league' sp…
Read full storySpoof Writer In World Record Attempt To Write The Longest Headline That Has Ever Been Seen On The Site, But Urges Readers Not To Read The Story Because There Is Nothing New In It That The Headline Hasn't Already Informed Them About!
A writer on a satirical news and parody website has published a story which, he hopes, will break the world record for the length of headline it contains, it being a humongously-long 42 words! The writer concerned has tried to ensure, however, tha…
Read full storyObama's New Book: George Clooney And Lindsey Lohan Sharing The Lincoln Bedroom With Harry Maguire
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a gossipy chapter of Barack Obama’s new book, The Promised Land, Obama recalls that George Clooney was without a date for the White House Correspondent's Dinner because Stacy Keibler had stiffed him at the last minute. The…
Read full storyWhere To Hang Trump’s White House Portrait?
Though President Trump is being uncooperative and failing to concede, the White House Historical Society will have to commission a portrait of him. While he will not have to pose, the question has been raised: Where to hang the Donald Trump portrait…
Read full storyPig squeals in news room; offers lipstick for vote tallies
Indications of voter fraud in the recent presidential election are mounting, including an unusual feud on the right between Tucker Carlson and Trump lawyer, Sidney Powell. Tucker is not happy that Ms. Powell would not appear on his show with “evid…
Read full storySupreme Court Will Order Re-run of Presidential Election
Washington, D. C. Exclusive to The Spoof. Having lost 35 of 35 cases alleging fraud in the presidential election, President Donald Trump's personal attorney, Rudy Giuliani, today filed with the Supreme Court a petition calling for a re-run of the pr…
Read full storyParty Announces New Regulations to Protect Free Speech
PARTY ANNOUNCES NEW REGULATIONS TO PROTECT FREE SPEECH --Common-sense reforms promote Truth, Unity, and Accountability ------------------ WASHINGTON, DC – The Party today announced that Richard Stengel has been appointed Team Lead for the Un…
Read full storyJaggedone's daily, non-tabloid, CIA, fake news! Nothing escapes his global roach reporters!
(NOT EDITED) Here we go! Jaggedone's: Daily CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) Tabloid Fake News, Not! MEXICAN BEER PRODUCER HAPPY FOR LATEST WHITE HOUSE PUBLICITY STUNT! Corona Beer global sales have rocketed ever since a Junior Trump declar…
Read full storyGolden State Warriors’ Star Klay Thompson Out For The Entire Season Due To Flickabulina
OAKLAND – (Sports Satire) – The entire Golden State Warriors organization is devastated, as team doctors have just announced that superstar Klay Thompson will be out for the entire season. Team physician Dr. Murray Bellacappela told the sports med…
Read full storyDuck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson Allegedly Sold 4,000 Counterfeit Duck Whistles To Elderly People in Florida
WEST MONROE, Louisiana – (Satire News) – The patriarch of the reality show “Duck Dynasty” is, as they say down in the bayous of Louisiana, in a world of hurt. Phil Robertson, who runs Duck Commander Duck Whistles, is alleged to have sold 4,000 duc…
Read full storyRudy Giuliani’s Face Is Horribly Melting, Proving The Man Is a Damn Zombie
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – New York City Police are reporting that Rudolph William Louis Giuliani is actually a zombie. NYPD said that they got over 200 calls reporting a zombie sighting, and, after investigating, they ascertained that it was…
Read full storyThe Miami Fire Department Says They Will No Longer Be Accepting Unwanted Alligators
MIAMI – (Satire News) – The Miami Fire Department says that they are discontinuing their “Bring Us Your Unwanted Alligators” program. Fire Chief Lancelot “Sparky” Singletree told the news media that, at first, they could deal with getting one or t…
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