Trump Hijacking Election
Donald Trump admits he’s a loser, and has to hijack or steal the election to win. Sad to admit, you’ve done such a lousy job in the office that you can’t win honestly. The entire Republican party admits as much, although several Republicans have…
Read full storyMan reading book with funny accents
Man about the town Gary Johnson is currently reading Ann Cleeves' latest Vera novel, 'The Darkest Evening', but each time he keeps reading what Vera says in a Geordie accent. 'It was right weird, bonny lad,' said Mr Johnson, from somewhere in deep…
Read full storyPenguins still being penguins
Although there is a lot happening in the world at the moment, penguins have taken some time out of their hectic schedule to remind people that they are still being penguins. Penguin Earnest Forthingmeyer, from your local zoo, said: 'Yes, we are st…
Read full storyPelosi's “Biden will be president whatever the vote count” clarified as emission vs. sedition
Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, has ripped open a new controversy on who might be fiddling with election results. Last Thursday, she stated that Mr. Biden will be president come next January 21, “whatever the vote count.” The key considerat…
Read full storyMan Finds Strange Coincidence In Book
There was an extraordinary coincidence this morning, when a man reading a book noticed that the date on which events in the story were taking place, were doing so on 1 November, which was said to be a Sunday - just exactly as it is today, Sunday, the…
Read full storyEditor Criticized By 'Writer' For Editing
The editor of a satirical news website has been severely reprimanded for his behavior whilst carrying out his duties, by one of the site's writers who is, judging by the colorful language he used, upset. Moys Kenwood, of TheSpoof.com, has been add…
Read full storyFly Face Predicts Trump Victory By A Gnat’s Ass
BILLINGSGATE POST: Fly Face, who has successfully predicted the outcome of every election since Patrice Émery Lumumba was elected as the first Prime Minister of the independent Democratic Republic of the Congo in 1960, now predicts that Donald Tru…
Read full storyNorwegian village to allow spanners
People living in a small village in Norway have lifted a ban on number 12 spanners that had been in place for twenty-seven years. The restriction was introduced to stop foreign workers using the tool in contravention of the Norwegian constitution.
Read full story'Big Brother', alias Spoof editor, demands Spoofers take university exam in writing 'correct' English! Numero Uno Spoofer moron, Jaggedone, has been forced to attend, but he failed miserably, of course!
(NOT EDITED) A Big Brother, born in 1984, not 1980, who oversees every single grammatic mistake written by moronic 'Spoofers' who cannot write 'correct' English has decided, "enough is enough!" Big Brother now demands an 'on-line' university entra…
Read full storyPresident Trump Says He’ll Pay Ever Poor Person Who Votes For Him $35
OIL SLICK, Pennsylvania – (Satire News) – President Trump held a campaign rally in Oil Slick, Pennsylvania, home of the largest Preparation H factory in the nation. POTUS told the mask-less crowd that, when elected, he is going to build a private…
Read full storyNASCAR Driver Suspended For Being A Trump Fan
CRACKERHEAD, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette has just announced that NASCAR driver Smokey “Bubba” Butterhouse has just been suspended, and will not drive in next week’s 87th Annual Crackerhead Saltine Crackers 200 Auto Race. An…
Read full storyKim Kardashian Says That None of The Kardashians Will Be Voting For Kanye West
CALABASAS, California – (Satire News) – Kim Kardashian told Bravo’s Andy Cohen that every member of her family, including their grandmother, and second cousin once-removed, will be voting for Vice-President Joe Biden. She was asked by Cohen why sh…
Read full storyThe All-Girl Heavy Metal Russian Rock Band Pussy Riot Says That Meghan Markle is a Big Fan
CLEVELAND – (Satire News) – The Russian female rock band, Pussy Riot, recently performed at the old Nellie Fox Drive-In Theater in downtown Cleveland. They and the 900 audience members all wore masks, self-distanced 6-feet, and promised not to cou…
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