Penguins still being penguins

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 1 November 2020

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Oh penguins

Although there is a lot happening in the world at the moment, penguins have taken some time out of their hectic schedule to remind people that they are still being penguins.

Penguin Earnest Forthingmeyer, from your local zoo, said: 'Yes, we are still doing what we always do, and always have done. Marching through the zoo at three o'clock in the afternoon, eating fish from the hands of our keepers.'

Elephant Gertrude Steinberger added: 'I am still here, eating peanuts, throwing my trunk around, fearing the lions.'

In her cage, raccoon Dilys said: 'I am here as well. I mean, nothing is happening, but I thought that, whilst the penguins were saying something, I would.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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