Trump Hijacking Election

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Sunday, 1 November 2020

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"Are you talking to me?"

Donald Trump admits he’s a loser, and has to hijack or steal the election to win. Sad to admit, you’ve done such a lousy job in the office that you can’t win honestly.

The entire Republican party admits as much, although several Republicans have already bailed out: Country first, crook no way.

It started with Donald Trump labeling news organizations as, Fake News. Why called Fake News? Newspapers, television, and social media printed the truth about Trump. How to counter the truth? Call it Fake. Schoolyard chant.

Of course, one has to be simple-minded to buy into that label, but that’s Donald Trump, the same guy who paid someone to take his SAT exams. Why did he do that? He lacked the smarts.

Like Donald Trump, it’s a pretty sure bet that those MAGA hat people never took SAT exams. Same with his shoulder to shoulder audience cheering him on and not wearing masks.

Joe Biden stands for honor, the United States, justice, and opportunity.

Trump stands for promoting fake news; rigging the election, black lives don't matter, there are some good Nazis, the Chinese bank account, hidden tax records, abusing the emolument laws, accused by 26 women of sexual misconduct, his former Secretary of State calling Trump, f——king moron, ripping babies away from mothers, etc. The list can go on, but the above is sufficient reason not to vote for a mistake called Trump.

Trump's latest example of criminal behavior was encouraging his gang of supporters to surround a Biden campaign bus in Texas, preventing the bus from reaching its campaign destination. This time, no one was killed or injured.

The world can't take four more years of a banjo-playing Donald Trump. Vote Joe Biden. This planet's life matters.

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