The Fed Buys The Dow
The Federal Reserve HQ, Washington D. C. Woof Blister reporting for SOS - Spoof On Stocks. The Federal Reserve bank here in the nation's capital announced at 4:05 EDT, five minutes after the U.S., stock markets had closed, that the Fed had invested h...
Read full storyGreatest Cowboy Star: Tom Mix ‘N Cement Or Bob Steele ‘N Cattle
BILLINGSGATE POST: The debate goes on. Who is the greatest cowboy star of them all? There have been many cowboys who rode the range in movies that go back over 100 years, including Roy Rogers, Hopalong Cassidy and Gene Autry. But none were in the...
Read full storyIntroverts Everywhere Secretly Rejoice at Coronavirus Excuse to Isolate
“Just to be on the safe side, I’m self-quarantining,’ Calvin Jessup of Nashville, Tennessee, told the therapist who’s been treating him for anxiety and depression. “I know you’ve told me how crucial it is to develop community, but I couldn’t live wit...
Read full storyAnn Coulter Points Out That If Both Trump and Pence Are Incapacitated By The Coronavirus, We’ll Have President Pelosi
WASHINGTON, D.C. – One of the biggest far-right GOP mouthpieces, and a 58-year-old woman who is no fan of Trump, has made a rather startling statement. Ann Coulter, speaking at a convention of The Retired GOP Great Grandmothers of America, sugges...
Read full storyLiverpool and Manchester United Agree To Play In China With All Proceeds Going To Coronavirus Research
LIVERPOOL, England – Representatives from Manchester United and Liverpool recently met at the Paul McCartney Hotel in Liverpool to finalize the plans for both teams to play in Shanghai, China. The two teams will be playing with all of the proceeds...
Read full storyPresident Trump Proclaims That He Has Secured The Rights To A Pill That Will Totally Eradicate The Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Donald Trump says that because of his many world-wide connections in every field of endeavor he has just come across a newly discovered pill that when taken orally will totally destroy the Coronavirus within 45 minutes. POTUS sa...
Read full storyToilet Paper In Demand Because People Are Shitting Themselves Over Coronavirus
A top consumer analyst has said that the reason behind the perceived madness of panic-buying toilet rolls, is that the Coronavirus and its implications have got people shitting themselves. More than they usually shit, that is. Moys Kenwood, 56,...
Read full storyFuture Trump Tweets
Libraries are a major place for the fake media to place their destructive materials. After all, the very word 'library” begins with “lie”. Something to think about. I am smarter, and know more than all our Intelligence Agencies. That fact has been...
Read full storyPiranha Attack Victim Felt As If He Were Been Eaten Alive
A man who was the victim of an attack by piranha fish in the South American Amazon Basin, has said the animals were so ferocious, and the attack so sustained, he felt he was literally being "eaten alive". Ernesto Sanchez was on a camping trip in a...
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