Trump Said Coronavirus Gone In Two Weeks
Bone spur expert and beauty contest entrepreneur, Donald Trump, announced that the coronavirus would eventually disappear with the 'hot season.' And, with Trump’s dismissive leadership on a pandemic, so will the human race. Not to worry. Trump...
Read full storyBomb Bomb China: Trump To Use Neutron Bomb To Get Rid Of Coronavirus
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a call to Chinese President, Xi Jinping, President Trump said they discussed carpet bombing China with neutron bombs to knock out the Coronavirus, which originated in China, killing untold thousands while pummeling world financ...
Read full storyI Have the Best Words (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography In His Own Best Words)
I Have the Best Words Now Available on Amazon I went to an Ivy League school. I'm highly educated. I know words. I have the best words, I have the best, but there is no better word than stupid. Right Donald J. Trump See, the reason I won the most...
Read full storyWhen Pussy Surpassed Fanny as the Nation’s Favourite
Throughout the early 1960s, in darkened rooms, an astonished nation would peer at its flickering black and white “television sets” on a regular basis at peak viewing times, aghast at what it was seeing. Before the populace’s very eyes, both young and...
Read full storyMan Discovers Time Travel and Finds It Isn't What He Expected
A man has unexpectedly and unwittingly discovered how to travel through time. Joachim Arschloch, who lives with his ageing mother in the small Austrian town of Schweinwank on the River Danube, has recounted how he made his discovery to The Spoof's...
Read full storyDesperate FDA Encourages Americans to Drink More*
Frustrated at Americans’ reluctance to abide by even its most tepid dietary guidelines, the long-ignored Food and Drug Administration garnered its most positive attention in decades with the issuance of a press release encouraging Americans to drink...
Read full storyMike Bloomberg Compares His Billions To Trump’s Billions and The Result Will Shock You
TARBORO, South Carolina – Mike Bloomberg, the multi-billionaire who is picking up more Democratic support than Lizzy Warren, Joey Biden, and the Bernster Sanders put together, says that he is in “Full Kick-ass” mode. President Trump has said that...
Read full storyBernie Sanders Refuses Russia’s Amazingly Generous Campaign Offer
LONG BRANCH, South Carolina – The candidate who is leading the Democratic pack running for president, Bernie Sanders, told The Washington Globe Express that he has just received a tremendously generous offer from President Vladimir Putin of Russia.
Read full storyMelania Trump Reveals Why She Wants To Move Back To New York City
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Reports coming out of the White House are that first lady Melania Trump is not a very happy camper. An unnamed White House insider said that Melania has recently been looking at photographs of Trump Tower and she suddenly break...
Read full storyClownvirus pandemic: Political correctness spreads, infected SJWs attack, zombie apocalypse in USA
Washington DC (TSW) - Taking cue from the virtue-signalling 2020 Oscar fun-fest, the New York Times has opined that clownvirus (formerly coronavirus) be renamed as Trumpvirus. On clinical presentation, the columnist, Gail Collins, was hot under the c...
Read full storyLiverpool Title Bid Derailed As Premier League Considers Season Abandonment Due To Coronavirus
Black clouds were gathering over Anfield this morning, as news reached Merseyside that, due to the threat to public health posed by the Coronavirus, Premier League officials will meet on Monday afternoon with a view to abandoning the football season.
Read full storyBest Golf Tip Ever
BILLINGSGATE POST: Buck Brown was an African-American cartoonist. He passed away in 2007. He was best known for creating Playboy magazine’s naughty “Granny” character. But, for anyone who has ever been afflicted by the golf virus, nothing portrays...
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