Trump Pardons Hitler
President Trump has issued a full pardon for Adolf Hitler, and released the following statement: "Under my role model's administration, the German economy was the strongest it had ever been. The stock market was through the roof. And the Germ...
Read full storyLakers: Kobe Tributes to Continue Through 2020...& Beyond
Staples Center, Los Angeles, CA. Woof Blister reporting for SOS - Spoof on Sports. The Los Angeles Lakers today announced that the seemingly unending tributes to Kobe Bryant will continue unending through this year and into the indeterminate future.
Read full storySussex Royal Brand Is A No, No
“While there is not any jurisdiction by the Monarchy or Cabinet Office over the use of the word Royal overseas…” It sounds like someone is whistling in the dark. However, Harry and Meghan won’t be using Royal in their Sussex brand name. Since the...
Read full storyExperts: If Not For Russian Bots Americans Would Make Really Informed, Intelligent Choices About Politicians
Washington - Experts in the CIA and FBI have been quoted by media sources as concerned that Russia is planning to interfere in the upcoming United States election by using bots to plant false information on social media sites such as Facebook and Twi...
Read full storyNashville Man Does Wrong Thing In Nick of Time
When he learned via Facebook that his toxic, narcissistic ex-girlfriend, Jessica Montbleau, was about to tie the knot with someone else, Colin Carver of Nashville, Tennessee, knew it was time for him to take swift, decisive action in order to salvage...
Read full storyToo Many People (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words)
Too Many People Now available on Amazon If you're weak - which some people would like you to be - if you're really, really pathetically weak, the country's going to be overrun with millions of people. Donald Trump See, there are just too many p...
Read full storyMan who takes offence at everything cannot believe how much offence he has.....
The trouble with taking offence is that too often there is far too much of it for one man, which was the problem faced by a 23-year-old man about town, Robert Smythe III. 'There I was, on the internet, taking offence at something a friend said abo...
Read full storyMelania Trump Explains Why She May Be Voting For Bernie Sanders in The November Presidential Election
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Melania Trump has shocked the GOP world by saying that she will most probably vote for Bernie Sanders over her husband. The sensuously sexy first lady was interviewed by Kitty Segovia with the iNews Agency. When asked why she...
Read full storyClint Eastwood Says He Is Dumping Trump and He Now Supports Democrat Mike Bloomberg
CARMEL, California – Clint Eastwood, who has been one of President Trump’s staunchest supporters, has flipped on “Old Carrot Face” Trump. The 89-year-old former star of the TV western series “Rawhide” and countless Old West movies, told a reporter...
Read full storyBernie “The Stud” Sanders Captures Nevada
LAS VEGAS – Bernie Sanders showed everyone that there is still a whole lot of fire in the old boy. He resoundingly won the Nevada Caucuses beating Joe “Blue Collar” Biden, Pete “Rainbow Britches” Buttigieg, Elizabeth “Sacajawea” Warren, and Tom “$$$”...
Read full storyIt’s beginning to look a lot like Wuhan
It's beginning to look a lot like Wuhan Everywhere you go; Take a look in the state pen They’re dying once again With ovens and crematoriums aglow. It's beginning to look a lot like Wuhan No food in any store But the prettiest sight to see is...
Read full storySecret audio emerges on Bloomberg re non-disclosure agreements
Presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg was on the hot seat in this week's debate in Nevada, over his numerous non-disclosure agreements. The non-disclosure agreement (NDA) is a tool of the Bloomberg administration to avoid unsavory criticism of his...
Read full storyTyson Fury And Deontay Wilder In Gripping Encounter
The build-up to the long-awaited WBC world heavyweight title rematch between champion, Deontay Wilder, from the US, and the 'Gypsy King', British boxer Tyson Fury, in Las Vegas earlier tonight, promised fight fans a gripping encounter, and that's exa...
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