Clint Eastwood Says He Is Dumping Trump and He Now Supports Democrat Mike Bloomberg

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Sunday, 23 February 2020

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Beloved movie star Clint Eastwood has said that Trump is a walking hemorrhoid.

CARMEL, California – Clint Eastwood, who has been one of President Trump’s staunchest supporters, has flipped on “Old Carrot Face” Trump.

The 89-year-old former star of the TV western series “Rawhide” and countless Old West movies, told a reporter with RumorLand News that he has become totally fed up with Trump’s childish antics, his effen fit-throwing tirades, his never-ending pathological lying, and his addiction to Big Macs.

Eastwood grinned, and added that he cannot support someone who has kissed Russian leader Vladirmir Putin on the lips 17 times at last count.

Clint remarked that he is going to ask all of his tens of millions of Republican relatives, friends, and fans to not vote for the Commander-in-Shit, as everyone in California calls him.

The famed TV and movie star remarked, “Bloomberg is so rich that he makes 'Plump Trump' look like a Russian peasant."

IN CLOSING – When Trump was told that Eastwood is going to vote for Bloomberg instead of him, “Old Itsy Bitsy Fingers” commented, “Look, there was no collusion, and I do not know this Eastwood fella. I have never met him, nor have I ever seen any of his movies or attended any of his concerts.

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