DNC announces Shadow App to become new TV crime series
Embroiled in controversy over the failed Shadow App in the Iowa primary, DNC officials have announced a change of direction. The tribulations of the Shadow App will now be converted into a TV crime series starring Adam Schiff, who has been conside...
Read full storyJürgen Klinsmann To Open Diving School
The former Hertha Berlin coach, Jürgen Klinsmann, who walked out on the Bundesliga club last week after just 77 days in charge, citing 'differences' with management, is to open a diving school. No, not a 'driving school', a 'diving school'. To tea...
Read full storyBloomberg-Hillary ticket answer to Bernie revives Pelosi and the Democrats
Today, Ms. Pelosi has announced that impeaching Mr. Trump should be put aside, and the Democratic Party should return to problems of health care and income for ordinary people. Fitting nicely into this new scheme, is the proliferating rumor that M...
Read full storyTrump's Unauthorized Autobiography, Chapter 1 (an excerpt)
I Was Born Now available on Amazon I have an attention span as long as it needs to be. Donald J. Trump (By the way, I always quote myself since I really love my quotes. You’re gonna see they’re really good quotes. I think you’ll really like them,...
Read full storyNashville Man Unsuccessfully Tries to Turn on a Dime
One day during his lunch break, Justin Cooley noticed a thin silver coin lying on a sidewalk in downtown Nashville - and was at an utter loss as to how to respond. "I know you're supposed to turn on a dime," he said. "But how the heck do you do i...
Read full storyCalifornia Lawmakers Vote To Ban Donald Trump Bumper Stickers
SACRAMENTO, California – The iNews Agency is reporting that California state lawmakers have voted to ban any and all Donald Trump presidential bumper stickers within the state. The motion passed by a vote of 99-1. The only senator who voted again...
Read full storyDemi Lovato, Billie Eilish, and Ariana Grande Ask Their Fans Not To Vote For Donald Trump
MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin – The Beer Suds Arena in downtown Milwaukee was standing room only for the concert featuring Demi Lovato, Billie Eilish, and Ariana Grande. The three very popular singers performed a song that Cher had written especially for t...
Read full storyPresident Trump Shows Up At The Daytona 500 And He Quickly Jinxes The Race
DAYTONA, Florida – President Trump and First Lady Melania showed up at the Daytona 500, uninvited, and damn, if old “Cheeto Face” didn’t go and jinx the race! According to The Miami Globe-Gazette, President Trump told one of Ricky Stenhouse Jr's m...
Read full storyPolice criticised for arresting celebrity who beat up his girlfriend
Social media users attacked a decision by police to arrest Norbert Willy, the host of reality television show “Let’s Do Lots of Fucking in Public”, for beating up his girlfriend Mandy. Mandy had telephoned emergency services, complaining that her...
Read full storyStormzy Ruing Choice Of Stage Name After Particularly Inclement Weather Batters UK
British award-winning freestyle rapper, Stormzy, is at a crossroads in his career this morning, after the second major extreme weather incident in two weeks battered the UK into submission under a torrent of rain, high winds and floods, leaving the s...
Read full storyUS Politics - "The Masked Democrat" on TV
WASHINGTON DC - On a Tuesday morning, Iowa Democratic Party Chair, Troy Price, released a statement saying, "Our plan is to release results as soon as possible.... Our ultimate goal is to ensure that the integrity and accuracy of the presidential can...
Read full storyI Hate Presidents Day, or is it President's of Presidents Day?
Washington, D. C. Exclusive to The Spoof. The president of the Grass Roots Movement to Abolish Presidents Day issued the following statement on, of course, Presidents Day: It's that time of year again: the day when banks close, the mail doesn't...
Read full storyMs. Brown M&M Awarded Nobel Super-Awesome Person Of The Year
It was a landmark day for social justice and equality on Saturday, as Ms. Brown M&M was awarded the Nobel Super-Awesome Person Of The Year in Oslo, Norway. Lauded worldwide for her social activism, Ms. Brown is widely recognized for her relentles...
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